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Normalcy Nevermore: Sophie's Goo

by sarahleeadvent

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by agent_t


Still Waiting For That Neomail Lost in Transit?
Through the years, the NPO has had to get a new stamp licker every two weeks. This was primarily because the taste of the Neopian Stamps were so wretched and tough like sand paper that the employees would come down with a bad case of "Itchy Smooth Tongue."

by itchyfan220


In This Together: Part Two
She didn't seem convinced. "Voltare was gone last night. And he matches the description exactly, even down to the scratch on his ear..."

by rainbow_daydreamer


Roo Island - Under Siege
This was foolish. These dice are ruthless. Do you think they will stop at conquering Roo Island? My friends, when the 29th of October graced us with its malignant presence, we were in fact witnessing the rise of a new Neopian power...

by iamskot

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