It was a peaceful day. The sun was shining, the wind was
blowing, and it was a very beautiful and cold winter day. I woke up that morning
and put some omelettes on the stove. I made some toast and bacon. About fifteen
minutes later, breakfast was done and my four pets were sitting at the table,
hungrily eyeing the food.
"Eat up guys," I said cheerfully, setting the
plates down on the table. ChristmasNitemare, my Christmas Kougra, took out her
fork and knife and took a bite of the omelette. Her eyes lit up and she quickly
gulped it down. Injustic grabbed his plate and opened his mouth. He tilted the
plate so the whole omelette, toast, and bacon went into his mouth. It took him
a couple minutes but he finally finished chewing. My other three pets and I
were just staring at him.
"What?" he asked as if he hadn't done something
totally weird and disgusting. We just shook our heads in disbelief. TirisfalGlades
and Ithalah ate theirs slowly to enjoy the food. When all four of my pets were
done, they said quick goodbyes to me and rushed out of the Neohome toward Neoschool.
I cleaned up the dishes and ate my breakfast, then settled down on the couch
and got out my book, prepared for a peaceful morning at home.
Only an hour later, the door burst in and Glade
looked frantically around the room for me. When she saw me she rushed over and
shook me awake.
"Wha... what happened? What'd Injustic do now?
He didn't set the school on fire, did he?" I asked, panicked.
"No, he's... he's acting like a chicken!" Glade
"A chicken!" I said in disbelief. "Where is
he?" Just then, Nitemare and Ithalah came through the front door, dragging Injustic,
who was frantically clucking like a chicken. They held him down while I tied
a rope harness to him and tied the rope to a marble pillar.
"You guys stay here and watch him. I'll see
what he has and find out the cure," I said, rushing out the door. I ran to the
doctor's office and burst through the door. A pink Uni calmly told me that the
doctor was unavailable and I would have to wait a few minutes. I sat down in
a chair and noticed a tank full of Goldies behind me. I watched them swim to
and fro as I waited.
"Miss?" a white Lupess, said behind me. I ignored
her. The little Goldies were so cute... they were waving at me... aww, how cute!
"Miss," the Lupess said, getting annoyed. I
turned away from the Goldies and looked at her.
"The doctor can see you now," she informed me.
I nodded and followed her to a room where a green Gelert sat in a chair, waiting
"Why hello there," the doctor said when the
Lupess left. "My name is Dr. Green. What can I do for you?"
"My red Lupe, Injustic, is acting like a chicken,"
I informed the doctor.
"Well, it looks like your pet has Chickaroo,"
Dr. Green said.
"Chickaroo?" I asked.
"Yes, where your pet acts like a chicken. Just
feed him Herbal Scrambled Eggs and he'll be back to normal," Dr. Green said.
"Thank you!" I shouted, running out of the hospital.
I went to the shop wizard and looked up Herbal Scrambled Eggs. It would have
taken only a couple minutes except there were huge lines at every store I went
to. It was over an hour later that I finally was on my way home, holding the
Herbal Scrambled Eggs. Then, a little window appeared over my head.
Something has happened!
The Pant Devil comes and steals your Herbal
The Pant Devil appeared right in front of me
and stole my Herbal Scrambled Eggs.
"You come back here, you thief!" I shouted.
The Pant Devil looked back in surprise. His eyes widened in fear when he saw
me chasing after him, my eyes blazing. He began to fly away but I jumped up
and tackled him to the ground. We rolled and I finally landed on top of him.
"Give... me... back... my... Herbal... Scrambled...
Eggs," I said angrily through gritted teeth. The Pant Devil nervously handed
me back my Herbal Scrambled Eggs and I let him go. He flew away.
"That's right, you better fly!" I yelled after
him. I ran home, protecting my eggs. When I reached home, I burst through the
door and screamed. Ithalah's paws were twice the size of my head.
"Ohmygosh! What happened!" I screeched.
"Ithalah's paws just started growing," Nitemare
said, looking helplessly at me. I ran back out the door.
"But what about Injustic's cure?" Nitemare shouted
after me, but I was already halfway to the doctor's. This time, I just ran right
into the doctor's office.
"Ithalah has huge paws!" I shouted, still holding
my herbal scrambled eggs. The doctor told me to get Magic Smelly Socks and I
hurried to the shop wizard. Once again there were huge lines at the shops but
I finally got the socks. Holding the socks as far away from me as I could, I
ran home and burst through the door. Ithalah's paws were at least twice as big
as before, Injustic was breaking the rope and clucking frantically, and above
it all, Glade's fur was turning purple!
"What is happening here!" I shouted. Nitemare
came up to me and hid behind me.
"What is going on with my brother and sisters?"
she asked me.
"I don't know!" I yelled, stomping out of the
house. I was still holding the medicine. When I stormed into the hospital for
the third time, the doctor met me halfway. I explained about Glades' purple
fur and the doctor said to buy Honey Blossom Extract. After running all over
Neopia Central, waiting in long lines, and trying to get the lowest price possible
for the third time that day, I was in a seriously bad mood. If the Ghost Lupe
had seen me then, even he would have backed off in fear. I stomped home and
screamed in horror when I saw that Ithalah's paws were now each as big as the
couch, Injustic was running wildly around my Neohome, clucking like a chicken
and pecking at the ground, and Glade was turning rounder. Worse, Nitemare came
up to me.
"Ugga, ugg, ugg, ugga, ugg!" Nitemare screamed,
terrified. I screamed as well and stomped out of the house. The doctor met me
"Nitemare can't speak!" I screamed. "She's saying
ugga, ugg, ugg, ugga, uh! What is happening to her!"
"She has Ugga-ugga," Dr. Green replied. "Get
some Sporkle Syrup." I stomped to the shop wizard but he told me there were
none for sale.
"What do you mean there are none for sale!"
I shouted at him, still holding all three medicines.
"Try the... trading post on Mystery Island,"
he stammered. I screamed and stomped off. Everyone stared at me as I passed.
I boarded a boat to Mystery Island; everyone avoiding sitting next to me. I
was sure I had the look of death on my face. When we reached Mystery Island
three hours later I stomped off the boat and to the trading post.
"One hundred and eighty thousand Neopoints?"
I shouted in disbelief. "I only have one hundred and sixty five thousand Neopoints."
The girl crossed her arms.
"One hundred and eighty thousand," she said
"Listen here," I said angrily. "I have a Lupe
at home who thinks he's a chicken, a Kougra whose paws are getting to be the
size of Meridell, a Lupess who is turning into a fungus ball, and another Kougra
who has taken a liking to talking like a Kougra from Tyrannia. I NEED this Sporkle
Syrup and you are the lowest price!" The girl looked a bit scared. She handed
me the syrup in exchange for the Neopoints I had. After thanking her through
gritted teeth, I got on a boat to Neopia Central. When I got home three hours
later. Ithalah was standing outside. Her paws were the size of her bedroom,
yet she was still her small self. Injustic was running around the garden, pecking
up sunflower seeds. Nitemare was coughing, trying to talk normally, and only
Glade's head showed, otherwise, she was a complete fungus ball.
"Ohmygosh! How could this happen!" I screamed.
I went to Glade and poured the Honey Blossom Extract down her throat. I forced
Glade to drink the Sporkle Syrup, made Injustic eat the Herbal Scrambled Eggs,
and put the socks on Ithalah's huge paws. Ithalah's paws shrank to normal, Injustic
was blinking like he had just woken up, Nitemare was talking nonsense to make
sure she could talk normally again, and Glade was checking herself over to make
sure she was all herself again. I sat down on a bench and put my head in my
"Dream, we're back to normal," Ithalah said,
putting her normal-sized paw on my shoulder. I smiled up at her.
"Yeah, you guys are, finally," I said.
"Sorry we caused you so much trouble," Nitemare
"Yeah, I didn't mean to act like a chicken,"
Injustic said sheepishly.
"It was scary turning into a fungus ball," Glade
said. "Another hour and I would have been a huge fungus ball forever."
"The good things is, I got you all the medicine
in time," I said. They all four smiled at me.
"Yeah, you did," they all said in unison.
"Oh and guys?" I said. "Don't ever do that again."
They all nodded.
"Trust me, we won't." Glade laughed.
Author's Note: Sorry, I was really bored... and this made me laugh. Hopefully
it will make you laugh too! ;P Thanks for reading! ;)