Everything about Glaring Eye Wraps!
HAUNTED WOODS - So you've come to my article to learn all about Glaring Eye Wraps...
Right? Well, if not, you're at the wrong article, sonny. Glaring Eye Wraps must
be the most useful food item ever! You're thinking, "How? They're, ugly, yucky,
soggy, bumpy, and gross! Not to mention spooky!" I know, I know... they might
be on the creepy side, but that's exactly what helps them when it comes down to
Ingredients: Eyeball, wrap, nasty spices, touch of life.
Eyeball: This is the main ingredient in the Glaring Eye Wrap. Without it,
it'd be just a... plain wrap with a bit of flavour. The Eyeball not only can
glare but can turn, roll, move, and switch sides within the Wrap. This makes
it so it has emotion and a mind of its own. The Eyeball not only gives the Glaring
Eye Wrap its name but gives the best flavour. Mmm, juicy!
Wrap: Without the wrap, the eyeball wouldn't stay in place! It's like the
body of the dish. Not only does it hold the eye in place but eases the bitter
flavour of the eyeball with the solid soft flavour. It also consists of very
healthy nutrients which are very good for your pet, not to mention yourself.
Nasty Spices: Yes, nasty is in the spices' name, although they just give the
Wrap a little more zing. Without them, the Glaring Eye Wrap would be dull. The
Nasty Spices also help with illnesses. If your pet is sick, what would be better
than giving them a good ol' Glaring Eye Wrap?
Touch of Life: The touch of life provides the exotic movements of the actual
Eye Ball. This is also a very special part of the Glaring Eye Wrap for, without
it, the eyeball would just sit there and not even stare, let alone glare. The
Touch of Life also makes your whole day spiced up with life. Even better than
So after all that, you're wondering how the food is actually useful. Well,
this is almost self-explanatory, but you've got to have it all in the Glaring
Eye Wrap Article! Glaring Eye Wraps can be used for so many things, not to mention
being a Petpet. They can do everything a spyder, warf, buzzer, angelpuss can
do... if not more!
Number One - Show em!
So, you're sitting in the family room, really bored, and you spot a Glaring
Eye Wrap across the room. What are you going to do, just glare back or are you
going to show that Eye Wrap what you're made of?! Walk over to the wrap. Pick
it up, and slam it against the wall. Doing this is really good for relieving
stress and pressure. SLAM IT! SLAM IT! Now, the next step, if you are getting
really into it, is shake the wrap, for this makes the eyeball real dizzy from
going back and forth side to side. Don't be afraid when beating up the poor
little wrap to give it your all, for the actual wrap keeps it all together.
Number Two - Let's ROLL!
So you really want to win that snazzy avatar from the cheese roller, right?
Well, what could be better than sneaking in a Glaring Eye Wrap instead? When
you've got it past the Cheese Store, all you do is give the Glaring Eye Wrap
a head start and let it roll as it jolts up rocks, logs, everything. Nothing
will stop this Eye Wrap from rolling. Just make sure you weren't planning on
eating that wrap, for it's long gone by now!
Number Three - Turmie FOOD
Trust me, if you want to wake the Turmaculus, it's much cheaper risking a
Glaring Eye Wrap than a Kadoatie. Set the Eye Wrap up in front of the Turmaculus
carefully so it doesn't roll away like we talked about. Then step back and let
that Wrap do its Glaring. The Turmaculus is bound to wake up soon!
Number Four - Going Fishing?
Go Big, or don't go at all! If you really want catch something big (Giant
Squid, perhaps), then the best bait is a Glaring Eye Wrap, of course! NO fish
can resist; its special scent that only emerges underwater attracts everything.
It also increases your pet's fishing level. Now be careful, though, because
many jealous fishers may attack in jealousy so... stand on guard. You can always
just take your Glaring Eye Wrap to glare at them till they go away...
Number Five - ZZZzzzz...
Sleepy? No need to worry about the Pant Devil stealing your pants in the middle
of the night anymore! With your Glaring Eye Wrap on guard, the only reason the
Pant Devil would come would be to be taunted by the Glaring Eye Wrap! If not
taunted, the Pant Devil will be glared away. The Glaring Eye Wrap never takes
a break; it's on guard all the time!
Number Six - Fiddlesticks!!
If you're going to enter the deserted tomb, enter prepared! I mean, it's deserted...
how creepy! Well, take your Eye Wrap with you as you open the tomb door. If
arrows get shot at you, duck and throw your eye wrap at the wall. The arrow
will hit it and like a shield bounce off. If a Ghost Hissi comes flying at you,
unravel your wrap, taking the Touch Of Life right out of it and throwing it
at the ghost. This way the ghost will became normal again, thanking you and
letting you go by. ;)
Number Seven - ATTACK!!
Ready to beat Punchbag Bob, Meuka, a friend, whatever! Either way, get ready
to win! With a Glaring Eye Wrap by your side, you'll never lose! Not only is
the Glaring Eye Wrap much cheaper than buying Starry Battle Dung, it works just
as well too! First confuse the opponent by glaring along with your Eye Wrap.
This will make them confused also, not on guard. Then chuck the Eye at the opponent's
forehead, grossing them out. The Eye Ball will boomerang right back into its
socket on the wrap. (Be sure not to throw the eye without care because it has
feeling too...) If you want to get in with details you can always roll your
Eye Wrap and they'll run into their feet as a distraction and you can always
just then do a jump attack at them and win that way. Whichever works.
Number Eight - Torture
Are your siblings, owner, meepits, or asparagus bothering you... AGAIN? Well,
in the middle of the night, sneak your Glaring Eye Wrap into their room, hide
out, safe, fridge, lair, whatever and then you're done. By the morning, you'll
be amazed by the results. (In case of torturing meepits, be careful as to entering
Number Nine - Kad=Happy!
Tired of hearing the Kadoaties whine? Well, hear no more; take the Glaring
Eye Wrap into the Kadoatery and shove it into the cage. The Kadoatie will finally
stop whining and just stare. It will seem they're happy so you'll get a trophy...
although you won't really get the pride of doing a good deed... but the Trophy
Number Ten - Yummeh!
Glaring Eye Wraps are really tasty, not to mention when they are covered in
chocolate or in Asparagus Syrup. No matter how much you've attached to your
Glaring Eye Wrap, sometimes you can't resist just taking a bite. Their healthy
ingredients will only help you. Make sure to eat with your mouth closed for
the Glaring Eye Wrap knows its manners!
So you've heard me tell you all about Glaring Eye Wraps. What they do, what
they are, how they're useful, and how they're healthy. That only means you should
go try it out for yourself. A Glaring Eye Wrap makes a good friend and a even
better snack! I'm going to stop writing my article now so you can stop reading
and go get your hands on a Glaring Eye Wrap. Check the shop wizard or Test Your
Strength and hope for the best prize, a Glaring Eye Wrap. Usually they price
from 15-40 NP. Thank you for reading my article and GO OUT AND GET YOURSELF
A GLARING EYE WRAP!