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Issue: 255 | 1st day of Gathering, Y8
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How (Not) to Eat Gross Food like a Champion
It is time that these less-than-edible "foods" were addressed. Why are they here? Who invented them? Why, oh, why, in the name of all that is good, does my owner want me to eat them?
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RELAX: Ten Ways to Reduce Stress
Are we overworking our precious little Neopets? Recent research by the Lenny Institute of Pet Stress, (LIPS), concludes that in many cases, yes... we are.
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