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Petpets, Good or Evil?


by lovelyangel929

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Sure, people love to have petpets to show off, but are the petpets as innocent as they look? Okay, some petpets are cute, but "cute" doesn't necessarily mean that they are 100% good. Which petpets are good and which are bad? There is an evilness scale; 0 is perfect and 10 is pure evil.

Angelpi: Though they may look innocent, if you look close in their eyes, you can see mischief. It isn't a wonder to me that Angelpi and Devilpi are closely related. I fear if you leave them alone to long, they will go completely evil. I give them a 2.

Devilpi: The very close cousins of Angelpi, Devilpi have to be the most evil petpets around. These pets would probably burn down your neohome if you gave them the time and left them alone. You should probably steer clear of these petpets, as they could do some serious damage. These guys are almost a perfect 10 at a 9.5.

Bearogs: These petpets could get themselves into trouble occasionally, but they seem more loveable than evil. They could do damage such as eating food when you aren't looking, but not much more serious than that. These petpets are definitely loyal and kind. They deserve a 1.5.

Onas: Onas are probably the cutest petpets ever. But they might do some minor damage if left unchecked. Though they do seem special, Onas do have that look of mischief come across their faces every now and again. Onas are about a 2.5 to a 3.5.

Kookiths: These petpets could be on the verge of Devilpi. These little petpets can really pack a punch! Like the saying goes! Big surprises come in little packages. These guys could definitely be very evil if you let them alone. Kookiths are a 7.5.

Abominable Snowmen: They would most likely melt before you even got minor damage out of them. These petpets are practically saints. I would give them a 1.

Tigermice: Tigermice are very evil! These petpets will do anything to make your neopet howl with pain! These petpets can be the dickens! Don't ever think about getting one for your pet, unless of course, you are a very evil person. These petpets have definitely earned their perfect 10!

Warf: Warfs are loveable, but could cause trouble. Their nose is what is most likely to do them in. Keen smelling senses are not always a good thing! These petpets would do no more damage than tipping over garbage cans for some food. They have really worked hard to get a 3.

Bubblebees: Bubblebees are harmless! These petpets merely blow bubbles! They are the best! They can keep your pet entertained, and they can do no harm! These guys are almost angels! They score the saintliest 0!

Draconacks: These petpets are less evil than they are said to be. These petpets may eat a lot and seem vicious, but they are really softies deep down inside. They may shred reports occasionally, but other than that, they are just trying very hard to be loved. They may seem mean to get attention before they calm down and melt into a puddle. They need better representation, because they only get a 2.5.

Snowbunnies: These petpets can be devastating to any prized gardener! Other than coming home to nothing but roots in your neogarden, Snowbunnies are just adorable! The only bad damage would be severe plant trauma! These petpets only earned a 4.

Walking Carpets: These petpets have been walked all over! I am very sorry for the pun. These petpets can lie down anywhere and be comfy! They may bite if you accidentally and literally walk on them. These nice petpets are only a 0.5 on the scale.

Yooyus: These petpets look like they came straight down from the heavens! These petpets are good for throwing balls, unless of course they are fire! Then you might get burned! They earn a 1.2.

Bubbles: Bubbles are just so cute; they do not look like zero trouble, though! They may find themselves in bad situations due to the spikes, though! Plus, a downside is that you may be pricked by them. They earned themselves a 3.1 on the scale.

Puppyblews: Puppyblews are so cute! Don’t forget loyal! These petpets would follow you anywhere! So they most likely will never cause trouble! They earn a 0.1.

Mallards: Mallards are the petpets you really don’t want! These petpets are just like real Mallards! Evil and bite at everything! These petpets would get in trouble in a room with nothing but rubber walls! I would bet they’d find a way! These evil and vile little petpets earn a mischievous 9.9!

Sludgies: Sludgies are sweet, but they leave a mess everywhere considering they are made of mud. So I guess it really isn’t their fault that they make life hard for the pets and owners. Usually petpets like this would get a ten, but because they don’t mean to be annoying, I give them a 5.5.

Slorgs: Slorgs are super cool, and they do get you an avvie! They are nice, but again, they leave a mess for the pets and owners to clean up. They are the sweetest! They don’t mean to be rude at all! They deserve a 1.0!

Ownows: Ownows are the scariest looking petpets I have ever seen! No offense, as I don’t want them to attack, but they look ugly! These petpets would do more damage then all of the above ones combined! They go off the scale, earning a 10.5!

Well, this concludes my very extensive research. You may or may not like what you have read here, but I did this for information, and partly for pleasure. I really hope that all of the Neopians who read this article really like it! To any weird, rich, or just plain curious Neopians, I leave my research open for you to follow. For now, this is all I have to say. So for now, this is Lovelyangel929 signing off! More to come soon!

 
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