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Issue: 239 | 12th day of Hunting, Y8
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The Lost King of Geraptiku: Part One
"Excellent. Our plan is working perfectly. Hand him over..."
The Day The Plushies Took Over!: Part Two
"This is an outrage. No one sells me! I am in this gallery and I am in it for a reason."
In the Tallest Tower - an Interview with Edna
So, here is a list of all the things that you should NEVER do to annoy Edna. (You shouldn't go around annoying people anyway, but here is a list.)
Lesson 271: Take Your Pet to the Groomers
Time for your haircut!
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