Kayla Lovers Unite!
Move over, Kauvara and Edna… there’s a new witch in town… Kayla! With her passion
for chemistry you’ll never know what’s bubbling (or exploding) in her potion shop!
When ‘Kayla’ comes to mind you may not always think of a brilliant chemist.
She is, however, well known for her yellow starred, wide brimmed blue hat and
cloak (say that 5 times fast!)
Kayla may always be seen in the same outfit, but more importantly she has accomplished
a lot. Kayla has earned her keep in the castle of the grumpy old king (King
Skarl), and even has her own successful business there called Kayla’s Potion
Her greatest accomplishment is Kayla’s merchandise with everything from lunch
boxes, to posters and even T-shirts! Being the kindhearted Neopian that I am,
I benevolently compiled a catalogue for you to enjoy, featuring fifteen Kayla
items with descriptions (and writer’s comments) for all those Kayla fans like
Now please join in a small cheer…
HOORAY FOR KAYLA!
Alrighty then, back to the catalogue.
What: Kayla’s Little Pick Me Up
It is a potion found in a brown sack to accompany you on your journeys through
the acres and acres of crop bearing Meridell farmland. Just like its name says,
it is a little pick me up for when you just need a swig of something mighty
tasty. Keep it close to you and it’ll never leave your side.
What: Kayla’s Spell book
For witchcraft involving spell casting and potion mixing, consider cracking
open this hat shaped book. It’s a fantastic read, especially while you wait
for King Skarl to return from eating chicken and gammon. Not only can you tell
him a joke when he returns, perhaps you can impress him with some sort of spell
that’ll cheer him up.
Read at your own risk: we’re not responsible if you unexpectedly combust.
What: Kayla Poster
Want a sweet deal? This is the most affordable Kayla item and the coolest.
It’s a full length colored poster with Kayla working hard at the laboratory.
Perfect for all ages, all species of Neopets and all Neohomes. You can hang
it in any room and it’ll look simply marvelous. Any Kayla fan needs one or two…
What: Kayla’s Home Remedy
This tops all of Neopia’s medicines by far! Forget the pharmacy; Kayla’s home
remedy cures diseases. Whether you have achy head, cricky neck, blurred vision
or lumps, Kayla’s medicine is the way to go.
What: Kayla’s Potion of Freezing
Brrr… it all of a sudden got a little chilly! Perhaps it’s because of Kayla’s
freezing potion, which is good to use in the Battledome. This icy brew is sure
to stun and freeze many challengers you may need to fight. I think it is a very
‘cool’ item… and I’m also quite punny…
What: Kayla Notebook
All I can say is this is a must have! Kayla looks quite sophisticated on the
cover. It’s just so ideal for writing down all your thoughts, ideas and of course
the latest gossip around Neopia! You could even sketch King Skarl’s castle or
his expression when he finds out the kitchen is out of fresh poultry…
What: Kayla Pen
What is a Kayla notebook without a Kayla pen? And apparently there’s a Kayla
eraser too! This pen will work wonders and will allow you to jot down “I love
Kayla” about a million times. The hat on the end is removable and you could
even give it to your petpet to wear.
What: Kayla Pencil Case
You have a Kayla notebook and pen but where to store them… your Kayla pencil
case! With an über chic design on the outside… same as Kayla’s hat and cloak,
you cannot go to school without other Neopets’ jaws dropping. It’s so cool not
even a Skeith will eat it, and that’s saying a lot.
What: I Love Kayla T-shirt
All right, I just get SO excited and hyper talking about this T-shirt because
it is so awesome because I am a true Kayla fan and I love Kayla and and and…
Okay. *deep breath* You cannot go anywhere without this Kayla T-shirt. It comes
in petpet sizes and pet sizes. Rumor has it Kayla’s coming out with matching
What: Kayla’s Chemistry Set
Not only can you play dress up with a life size Kayla hat to wear, but you
can also create your own potions and remedies! You get to be a chemist, just
like Kayla. This set comes with test tubes, test tube rack, a Kayla hat, and
a bunch of colorful vials containing flammable substances. Be careful young
What: Kayla Usuki Doll
Okay, I am kind of offended they’d make an Usuki as a Kayla look alike, considering
Kayla is a ZAFARA! But I guess they just don’t have respect of Zafaras anymore!
However, this [cute] little Usuki is great to cuddle with or perhaps blow up
using your chemistry set! (hehehe)
What: Kayla’s Silver Brew
An intriguing silver bottle bearing nothing but the Meridell crest…makes you
want to buy some yourself and check it out. How mysterious…
What: Kayla Lunch Box
When you have a revolting lunch this fascinating lunch box is sure to make
the food taste like it were made for a king (King Skarl of course!) Neopians
will stop and stare as Kayla does the same… she is always watching you (so chew
with your mouth closed!)
What: Kayla Bean Bag
This bean bag chair sure looks comfortable after a long hike but I don’t know
how respectful it is to place your derrière on Kayla’s head! Nonetheless, it
looks like the perfect seat to collapse into and just read a book (like Kayla’s
Spell book.) This bean bag is so large that your petpet could get lost in it.
What: Kayla’s Super Special Potion
Well we saved the best for last! This is Kayla’s super special potion… so if
Kayla says it is super special it is! Perhaps you could take a sip, we have
no idea what the consequences are. However I’m sure whatever happens won't change
the fact you’re Kayla’s #2 fan (I’m #1)
Hope you liked this catalogue of all of Kayla’s merchandise. You can purchase
everything from the Shop Wizard (a fine fellow indeed.) He’d be glad to assist
you in fitting all of your Kayla needs.
Kayla lovers of the world unite! All hail Kayla!