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Issue: 236 | 21st day of Eating, Y8
I Don't Like My Plate...!
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A Whackable Guide to Splat-a-Sloth
But the true Splat-A-Sloth master knows that there is more to the game than just those simple things. And, in this article, you shall finally learn this secret knowledge...
Something Has Happened! 2.0
None. Nada. Zip. Ziltch. Guess it's time to buy a new Petpet.
The Perils of Poking
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The Forgotten Collectable: Neodeck Cards
In my over five year faithful tenure on Neopets, I have only met a handful of Neodeck collectors, but I cannot fathom why more Neopians don’t collect them...
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