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Issue: 236 | 21st day of Eating, Y8
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The Would Be Detective: A Question of Strength
“Countless hours and Neopoints and nothing! Countless training, codestones, and dubloons and still nothing! Oh how it mocks me so!”
Notions and Nonsense - Lemonade Stand
What do you mean "sugar costs extra"?!
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Dinner with the Kings
"Skarl?" you inquire, dumbfounded. "Why would he want me of all people to join him in dining?"
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