50 Uses for the Blurf!

Some poor uneducated souls may think that the only use of the blurf is to sell it for a higher price than one bought it. But, that is not so. In fact, it is possible to, and this may blow your mind, but you can actually EAT the blurf! Cool, no? But that's not all, no! In fact, there are 50 other uses for the blurf too! (And you thought these lists could only have 100 things!) My research in the field of blurfology with the Random Number Survey Society (or 12361243482 for short) has proved this. Now, I list them in no particular order for your enjoyment:

1. As a lawn ornament for the gnomeophobic of us. I'm not naming any names, although *muffled noises* is!
2. As a part of a blue gallery. Just don't place it next to any petpets. You have been warned…
3. As a paperweight. I'm getting a little tired of having to use my Neopian times trophies.
4. As a disco ball. Cut some holes, stick in a Light Faerie Snowglobe, and POOF! You have it!
5. As a volleyball. I bet those Myncis get pretty tired of having to use a boring, inflated ball.
6. As blue paint for your Blumaroo's Blibble. Then, you'll have Blumaroo's Blurfy Blue Blibbles. I've always wanted an excuse for putting that in the Times.
7. Squeeze it for juice. Blurf juice is a true Neopian delicacy! At least, it should be. Donna, are you reading this??
8. As a replacement for the doughnutfruit in Hasee Bounce. Blurf is a lot easier to spell than doughnutfruit, and that would make certain people's lives whose names begin with M a whole lot easier.
9. As a head for a broken Usuki doll. The Blurfinator Usuki! Donna, you had better be reading this!
10. As a new cure for the NeoBlues. I'll take Blurfs over pie any day.
11. Mash it up as glue for your stamp. You never know when you'll find a easy-to-use-adhesive-pad-less stamp.
12. To pelt the Esophagor. IIIIIIII'MMMMMM SIIIIICCCKKK OOOFFFF FFEEEDDDIIINNNGGG YYYYOOOOUUUU!!!!
13. To cheer up Grey Pets. The poor things just need a Blurf.
14. As a ball in Tyrannian Minigolf. 'When the Wooden Ball just won't cut it.'tm
15. To pelt Sinsi. No explanation needed.
16. Stuff it and make a new plushie! You're not famous 'til you get a plushie made after you. (That's why I'm changing my name to Blue Kyrii next week.)
17. As an avatar. For once, you'll have an avatar those n00bs can never get!
18. To start a Blurftastic Books store. Besides, isn't Booktastic Books a little redundant? We should stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy if you ask me.
19. Dress it up as a Chia and use it to feed your Lupes. I just saw a pack of them waiting at the news page for the first Blurf Chia to come. Just waiting…
20. To pelt Tarla. First, her shop is a rip off. Second, she MUST be related to Sinsi.
21. To use as wheels for your… I don't know. Whatever uses wheels.
22. Make it into a new cheese and use it for Cheeseroller. They have Brick Cheese and Dung Cheese, so Blurf Cheese should be able to win every time, no?
23. Get a lot of them of them, and start a Blurficon! Hey, wishful thinking never hurt anyone besides my Kyrii, right?
24. To bribe the Tiki Tack Man to take his mask off. Maybe, it's Chet Flash!
25. To bribe the Tiki Tack Man to put his mask back on! Or, maybe it isn't. *washes eyes out*
26. Draw it and submit to the art gallery with the title, 'The Greatest Thing In The Universe'. It'll be a shoo-in for first place!
27. Use it as a petpet. It's a lot more fun than white Weewoos, I can tell you that.
28. To use as a shield from angry NT authors. Small, but compact.
29. To pelt Mika and Carassa. Why? Because, they live near Tarla, of course!
30. As a new flavor of Chia Pop. Blurfy goodness in stick form! What could be better?
31. To make a Grand Theft Blurf-agine! I can star in it! After all, who wouldn't want play as me? That question was rhetorical; you can put your hands down.
32. As a negg in Meerca Chase. The Blurf Negg! Sounds good.
33. To pelt King Skarl. Isn't pelting people fun?
34. To give to the Yurble Raider. Yurble and Blurfs go hand in, um, stem. Just look at their species movie!
35. Sneak it in as a Better than You contestant. For once, there will be a contestant that is better than no-one, not even Tarla!
36. To use as a complex mathematical algorithm. I'm sure Imiya the Aisha would love this one!
37. To pester NPV2! I even tried this one out. monarchistknight> Blurfs are better than Kau Korral! NPv2> I love Kau Korral!

monarchistknight> Kau Korral is nothing compared to Blurfs! NPv2> Kau Korral is the best game ever!

monarchistknight> No it's not! I hate Kau Korral! NPv2> It is not nice to hate...

monarchistknight> Blurfs forever! NPv2> Usually, I'd agree with you. However, in this case I'm not so sure...

monarchistknight> Yes, well, you are a mere computer program and will never be able to understand the sheer magnitude of the Blurf! NPv2> Wow, it's like you can read my mind; that's exactly what I was thinking!

38. As a yo-yo. Just get some string, the cheese variety should do fine, attach it to your blurf and POOF! You have a yo-blurf!
39. As a trophy. Put it on a wooden box, paint it all gold, and then call it the Most Blurf Obsessed Person In Neopia. We all know who'd win this trophy.
40. As an excuse to write your first ever list article.
41. To practice your archery. William Techo obviously wasn't thinking straight when he chose an apple over the perfect blurf.
42. As a new -BLOCKED- flavor. After all, -BLOCKED- does need some more flavors. I'm getting pretty tired of having to eat Dung -BLOCKED- all the time.
43. As a reason to par-tay! I do this one all the time.
44. To practice staring contests. You won't win, but at least it doesn't make funny faces.
45. As White Weewoo food. Okay, I admit it. White Weewoos and Blurfs CAN live together!
46. As an SDB space filler. But, then again, everything sort of fits in this category…
47. As a present. Everyone loves blurfs after all.
48. To help you think up a reason #48 for your article. It's tough being the only blurf-obsessed person in Neopia. *sigh*
49. To see just how wide an Elephante's trunk is. I'd recommend you do this with a happy Elephante, preferably near the hospital.
50. Make an ode to it and send it to the poetry gallery. Alstaf loves blurfs, too, I'm told…

Well, there you have it. Fifty things you can do with a blurf. Now, you may be asking, 'Why 50? Why not 51 things or maybe 4,451,283?' I'll tell you why. There are many things about the blurf that even I, the Blurfinator, do not know. But when I discover them, I will publish them in a Blurftastic Book. Or better yet, I'll publish my findings in a sequel. Yes, well, whatever happens, Blurfs still rock!

Author's note: This is my first ever list article! I actually did it all by myself too. :)