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The Joys of Not Painting

by drablyar


I’m here to discuss what may become a sensitive issue – if it ever gets noticed. I’m talking about unpainted pets, and the conscious decision that some – no, few – wealthy owners choose to make.

Hold on, you’re saying. Why would anyone want to leave their pet unpainted if they could afford to make them look ‘prettier’ or ‘cooler’? Well, the unpainted pet is the unsung hero of Neopia. The pet who chooses to remain unpainted in the face of enormous pressure is truly disciplined.

I’ll now interview a perfect example of this. Scarlet_the_Great has been my neopet for almost 5 years – ever since I first discovered Neopia – and she’s seen it all – new paint brush designs, new species – and yet has always remained true to her natural colour.

A majestic red Eyrie strides over to the interviewer.

Interviewer: Scarlet, thanks for joining us today.

Scarlet: What? This is our Neohome...

Interviewer: Shh, you’re ruining the atmosphere! Let’s start this again. Hi Scarlet, and welcome to the Neopian Times.

Scarlet: Thanks, it’s great to finally be noticed.

Interviewer: But … you’ve been in Neopia for almost 5 years, surely you’ve been noticed before?

Scarlet: No … not really. All the other pets in our family get showered with compliments, but me … I tend to slip under the radar.

Interviewer: …and why do you think that is?

Scarlet: Because I’m not painted – isn’t that obvious? I mean, you’re writing an article on unpainted pets, surely they’d…

Interviewer: Uhh, moving on. What does it feel like to be ignored?

Scarlet: Well, I don’t really mind – I know all those people are quite superficial, praising a pet for a paint brush that anyone can buy with a little effort, but it’d be nice to be appreciated for who I am rather than for my plumage.

Interviewer: So… why don’t you want to be painted?

Scarlet: Well, I’ve already partly answered that. People are so superficial these days – they’ll adopt a pet with a poor name and no personality simply because they’re a bit rarer looking than the rest. I’d rather know people like me for who I am. This also means I can stand up for the unpainted as an example of a loyal and valuable pet. I’m also quite attached to my colour – it suits my name and it’s been a part of my identity for my whole life.

Interviewer: There you have it, folks – straight from the Eyrie’s beak, a strong, intelligent, kind neopet who’s as valuable and beautiful as any other pet.

Scarlet: Stop, you’re making me blush!

Interviewer: How can you tell? You’re red!

Alright, so let’s take a look at some reasons for remaining natural.

Names: Many Neopians name their pets based on appearance and this often includes colour. This is fine if you’ve named your pet while planning to paint it a certain colour, but often confuses new Neopians who don’t even know that their pet’s colour can be changed. Scarlet wouldn’t be Scarlet if she was, say, blue with lightning bolts.

Colour: Some pets look great in their natural colours. The blue Gnorbu, yellow Kacheek and red Usul are great examples of perfectly suited colours. On the other hand, some painted colours can look a bit… dodgy, shall we say. I won’t name names so as to not offend any owners (or TNT artists!) In other words, don’t just paint your pet to make it look rare if you don’t really prefer the new colour.

Sentimental Value: Scarlet just wouldn’t be Scarlet if she looked any different – she’s been that way for so long. This is particularly true of pets who look radically different after a new colour – faerie, Darigan and mutant are good examples of this. That’s all well and good if you want your pet to look like this, but for some who have grown attached to their unpainted pet, it can be a drastic change.

Spare Cash: So many people spend so much time earning neopoints, and so many neopoints purchasing paint jobs, that they haven’t the time or energy to feed, play with or read to their pets. If you’re just into having an impressive-looking lookup, that’s fine, but you’re the only one who will know how miserable your pets really are. Imagine all the spare cash you’d have for books and toys if you didn’t make one of the most expensive – and irreversible – purchases you could possibly make.

Insurance: Let’s imagine you’ve been saving for months and months, and can finally afford to paint your pet Maraquan. You’re just slipping him or her into the beautiful Maraquan sea when BAM! Boochi strikes! Suddenly you’ve got a tiny, crying pet who can’t even swim. Now, baby pets are undeniably sweet, but you’d be at least a tiny bit annoyed if this happened. Having at least one unpainted pet in your account means that you can keep it as the active one, and if something like this happens, it’s quick and cheap to transform them right back.

Unique-ness: This may sound like an oxymoron – a unique unpainted pet? Think again. Although the vast majority of pets out there are unpainted, these are usually owned by people who don’t play the site often enough and therefore can’t afford to paint them. I challenge you to find a very active, wealthy Neopian with an unpainted pet (who plans to remain unpainted). It doesn’t happen too often!

Seeing Through Superficiality: Most people look straight past Scarlet and praise my more ‘expensive’ pets. I’d be much more likely to befriend a person who complimented my pets for their personalities or petpages – someone who sees them for who they are and not their expensive coats.

Pride: Many are proud of saving up for a paint brush to show off their wealth. There is also a stronger pressure to do this as having painted pets is so fashionable nowadays (and probably always has been). When rich, the pressure to do this is enormous. I say, go against the crowd, say no to peer pressure, and just make your pets exactly how you’d like them – whether that be through using a paint brush or not.

So there you go. A whole bunch of reasons why it’s ok to say no to paint brushes. I hope I’ve managed to convince you that although painted pets can be great, unpainted pets can be every bit as valuable.

Further Links:

In researching this article, I didn’t manage to find anything remotely similar, except a story called ‘Blessed with the Stars’ in issue 67 of the EXTRA-old Neopian times – it’s hard to find, but you can find it here.

It’s a beautiful story, if you need more convincing of why painted neopets are not necessarily any better than any other pet.

Author’s Note: I am in no way condemning the use of paint brushes. There are some wonderful paint colours out there which may suit your pet perfectly. I’m just telling you this so I don’t end up with a colourful band of pets on my doorstep wanting to show me how strong they really can be…

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