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Issue: 227 | 10th day of Awakening, Y8
Sloth on the Rocks
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It's impossible to go overboard during Valentines Day.
Wanted: 1 EVIL Valentine!
Hellooo there puny, average, ugly Neopian! I, Dr. Frank Sloth, am on a quest to find the purrrfect valentine this year.
Why Do We Need Valentines Gifts, Anyway?
"Yeah, I'd eat the chocolate long before I had a chance to give it to anyone," Hentor said...
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