Issue: 227 | 10th day of Awakening, Y8
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Heart of Stone
Handsome... intelligent... yeah, whatever.
20 Valentine's Gifts of Not-So-Ultimate Doom
This might be a good time to warn some Neopian Times readers about what not to give their valentines this year!
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Random Stories - What should you do if...
Here's the true version of the popular joke for King Skarl.
Cate Wears the Pants
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