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Issue: 227 | 10th day of Awakening, Y8
The Worst Day
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Wanted: 1 EVIL Valentine!
Hellooo there puny, average, ugly Neopian! I, Dr. Frank Sloth, am on a quest to find the purrrfect valentine this year.
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