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Issue: 224 | 20th day of Sleeping, Y8
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Baratie's Bedtime Stories: "The Two Mortogs"
She waved a pretty-patterned claw at him and he stood, yawning. "No, don't try and hide it. It's bed time."
Jhudora & Illusen: WHATEVER!
Never ask your arch enemy for her opinion.
Hannah, you jump too high!
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