Sanity is forbidden
Issue: 219 | 9th day of Celebrating, Y7
The Neo397's Christmas Special P. 1
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Make Your Neopet Happy!
Having happy pets is fun. But what is the easiest, fastest way to make your pet happy?
Why Do We Kiss Mortogs?
I wonder why people love to do it so much. I mean, if you kiss the wrong Mortog, the Mortog explodes, and your face is full of muck.
Ghosts don't eat.
Whiskers & Wings
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