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Issue: 219 | 9th day of Celebrating, Y7
Mootix Madness - We Have a Winner Pt. 2
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Why Do We Kiss Mortogs?
I wonder why people love to do it so much. I mean, if you kiss the wrong Mortog, the Mortog explodes, and your face is full of muck.
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Hubrid's Attempted Hero Heist: Part Three
"Mr. Kass," she said, with a very faint hint of a tremor in her voice, "would you like a turnip?"
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