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Issue: 219 | 9th day of Celebrating, Y7
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Now that's just plain unhygienic.
Art by twistyness
It are not easily to speak good under the pressure!
But you can have my grarrl vote!
Why Do We Kiss Mortogs?
I wonder why people love to do it so much. I mean, if you kiss the wrong Mortog, the Mortog explodes, and your face is full of muck.
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