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Issue: 219 | 9th day of Celebrating, Y7
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Why Do We Kiss Mortogs?
I wonder why people love to do it so much. I mean, if you kiss the wrong Mortog, the Mortog explodes, and your face is full of muck.
The Adventures of Help!
I always thought Sloth looked rather Lupe-ish!
He's got a magic pencil.
Advanced Guide for Round Table Poker
It’s not a game that depends entirely on luck. 60% of the game at least depends on your strategy and how much you can read into others’ cards.
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