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Issue: 219 | 9th day of Celebrating, Y7
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Why Do We Kiss Mortogs?
I wonder why people love to do it so much. I mean, if you kiss the wrong Mortog, the Mortog explodes, and your face is full of muck.
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I'm gonna sit right down and write myself a letter...
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