The inside scoop on Jelly W-argh! *choke*
Issue: 219 | 9th day of Celebrating, Y7
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Run, Pant Devil! RUN!!!
He's got a magic pencil.
No, wait, it's just a game!
Why Do We Kiss Mortogs?
I wonder why people love to do it so much. I mean, if you kiss the wrong Mortog, the Mortog explodes, and your face is full of muck.
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