Voice of the Neopian Pound
Issue: 219 | 9th day of Celebrating, Y7
Notions and Nonsense
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Why Do We Kiss Mortogs?
I wonder why people love to do it so much. I mean, if you kiss the wrong Mortog, the Mortog explodes, and your face is full of muck.
For the Love of a Good Schmoonie
Perhaps it was something to do with the fact that Naughty Little Riff the Schmoonie was currently in the process of smearing tchea berries all over the walls...
After the Dance: Part Three
"I wasn't here by choice," he began slowly. "Actually, it all began as a family vacation to Meridell..."
Snowy's Latest Craze
"Well, I guess we'd better go and break up the party before anything gets-" A resounding crash sounded from below...
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