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Issue: 165 | 5th day of Storing, Y6
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Oh no! My ear fell off!
Ironies of Neopia
Why do you get away with everything?
Rage Alone II: Solitary Retribution - Part Two
"Well I hope he gets well soon. What's wrong with him, is he coming down with something? We told him not to eat those omelets when they're not looking right."
Of a Severe Case of Hiccups and Pink Kaus in Green Fields
"I left my speech at home!" Sherry exclaimed. "Okay, try and remember what it said. Um… vote for me… I'll make the school a better place… GAH! I just can't do this!"
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