The Woe of the Fountain Faerie You know that YOU'RE upset when you get a snowball instead of a cure, but I've always wondered how the poor Faerie felt...
Lennert's Lawn Ornament, Take 2: Part Two Lennert, carrying his golden lawn ornament Goldy
in one wing, heaved a sigh. "Oh Pinky… he was such a good lawn ornament…"