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Issue: 213 | 20th day of Collecting, Y7
Jaraqai Exploring the Temple of 1000 Tombs!
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Never Wish to Fly: Part Five
"Good. The mutt seems to still be asleep from the effects of that sleeping potion I snuck into her tea. I thought she would never be quiet..."
We're going to be rich!
The Moral to this Story
Never hug a Cirrus.
Comic of DOOM!
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