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The Easy Way to Achyfi


by jen_milliren2

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"Mom, I want some Achyfi! Please Can I have some Achyfi??"

That's what you hear every day. Your pets are starving for Achyfi, but you can't afford to give them one every meal of the day. What do you do? You can't take them to the Neolodge, because they don't serve Achyfi. Even if you play games 24/7, you can't buy them the drink and also furnish you neohome and garden. Then you think, why can't I make some? Now that is a great idea! But what kind? Here are some of the most pleasureable recipes known to Neopia.

Raspberry Achyfi: Pour 1 1/2 cups of Neocola, 2 teaspoons of salt, and 1 plum raspberry and cook for 20 minutes. Later, add whip cream and shake well.

Strawberry Achyfi: Mix 2 Trilo Bites, 2 cups of milk, and 1 cup of strawberries. Let the mixture sit for 15 minutes and stir.

Banana Achyfi: Stir together 1 Tri-Nana, 1 teaspoon of crunchy Peanut Butter, and fry in a large pan. After 2 minutes, pour into a container that best fits the Achyfi. Refrigerate.

Lime Achyfi: Blend 2 limes and 1 lemon for 3 minutes, or until mixture is smooth. Add 1 Trilo Bite, and bake for 5 minutes.

Strawberry and Lime Achyfi: Mix 5-10 strawberries, 2 limes, 1 neocola, and 1 cup of water. Freeze for 30 minutes.

Blueberry and Chokato Achyfi: Blend 1 Bargella Root and 2 Non-magical Blueberry Chia Pops for 2 minutes. Add 1/2 of a Chokato Sundae and fry for 6 minutes. Let it sit for 5 minutes before serving.

Blueberry Achyfi: Cook 1 Non-magical Blueberry Chia Pop and 1 can of neocola until the recipe looks purple. Add 1/2 cup of milk.

Jhudora's Achyfi: Mix 1 Jhudoras Swirling Cocktail with 2 Slugroots. Mix until the recipe is purple and has green swirls and smells like Slorgs.

Elderberry Achyfi: Blend 10-15 Braku Berries for 10 minutes. Take 3 Tyrannian Rockberries and crush them until the crumbs are the size of corn kernels. Cook them together until they look like smashed Chocolate Pteri Eggs.

Chocolate and Asparagus Achyfi: Stir 1/2 a Chocolate Milkshake with some asparagus twigs. If you hear Adam yelling all the way from Mystery Island, that means you must boil the recipe for 10 minutes.

Carrot Fizz Achyfi: Put a Taokicarrot and a few sprinkles of bubble gum into a medium sized pot and cook. After 5 minutes, add 2 orange faerie bubbles. Cook 6 more minutes and refridgerate.

Coconut and Gooseberry Achyfi: Blend 1 Coconut Cocktail and 3-6 Gooseberry Jellies for 8-10 minutes. Add 1/2 can of Neocola and stir for 3 minutes.

Jumbleberry Achyfi: Boil 1 Jumbleberry Potion with 3 Red Eye Eggs. Add 1/2 a dung slushie after 20 minutes. Refrigerate.

Chocolate Achyfi: Bake 1 Chocolate Chip Cookie Slushie along with 2 Chocolate Ice Cream Apple Lanterns for 5 minutes. Add 1 teaspoon sugar and 1 cup onion cola.

Prawn Cocktail Achyfi: Mix 1 Frozen Prawn Delight, 1 tablespoon salt, 1 Shrimptail with Kelp Sauce, and a squeeze of a Grey Scorchipepper, until the mixture is pink with yellow dots.

Achyfi Ice: Blend 1 Snow Submarine Sandwich, 1 Vanilla Waffle Cone, and 1 can of neocola for 10-17 minutes. Then add 2 tablespoons of butter.

Wow! You can have great loads of fun with these recipes! But there's more! If your Neopets are not wanting Achyfi soda, give them Achyfi pops!

Elderberry Achyfi Pop: Take some Braku Berries, and mix them with a Deluxe Krawk Cracker. Dip 1 Rainbow Neodrops into it. Cook for 30 minutes. Refrigerate.

Raspberry Achyfi Pop: Mix 1 onion cola and 1/2 of an Essence of Everlasting Apple. Dip 1 Raspberry Neodrops into the mixture. Boil for 25-30 minutes, until you can smell raspberries. Freeze in a freezer.

Strawberry Achyfi Pop: Mix Strawberry Achyfi Pop: Blend 1 Grilled Negg and a can of neocola. Dip a Strawberry Achyfi Pop into it. Cook for 25 minutes. Wait 5 minutes before serving.

Banana Achyfi Pop: Mix 1 can of onion cola and 1 Tri-Nana. Dip 1 Assorted Neodrops into the mixture. Freeze for 30 minutes.

So much Achyfi, so little time! Follow these simple steps, and you'll be in Achyfi heaven! But wait! There's more! To get more flavor of Achyfi, follow these recipes.

Cheops Slushie: Blend 1 Elderberry Achyfi, 2 teaspoons of sugar, and 3 Cheops Plants for 4 minutes. Por in 2 Cheops Juices and freeze for 10-15 minutes. Refrigerate.

Peanut Butter Slushie: Crush 1 Bag of Peanuts in a large bowl. Pour in 1 Chocolate Achyfi, 1 ice cube, and mix. Freeze for 10-12 minutes. Refrigerate.

Grapity Slushie: Blend 2 Grape Snow Puffs, 1 cup of cold water, and 1 Jumbleberry Achyfi until mixture is purple and blue. Freeze for 20 minutes. Refrigerate.

Rainborific Slushie: Mix 2 Rainbow Chia Pops, 1 tablespoon of dung, 1 can of onion cola, and 1 Jhudoras Ach y Fi for 3-5 minutes. Stir in 3 ice cubes. Freeze for 10 minutes. Refrigerate.

Teal and Purple Juppie Slushie: Stir 1 Snowberry Chia Pop, 1 Blueberry and Chokato Achyfi, and 1 Purple Juppie Pudding for 5-15 minutes, until the recipe looks purple and teal. Freeze for 20 minutes. Refrigerate.

Chocolate Chip Cookie Slushie: Mix 1 Chocolate Achyfi, 1 onion cola, and 2 Chocolate Chip Cookies for 10 minutes. Freeze for 10 more minutes. Refrigerate.

Tangy Tropic Slushie: Stir 1 Tangy Twirly Fruit Soup, 1/2 of an onion cola, and 1 Coconut and Gooseberry Achyfi for 7 minutes. Add 1 slugroot and freeze for 17 minutes. Refrigerate.

Bubble Gum Slushie: Blend 3 pieces of bubble gum, 1 cystal pop, and 1 Jhudoras Achyfi for 15 minutes. Freeze for 10 minutes. Refrigerate.

Snow Slushie: Mix 1 Snowberry Delight, 1 crystal pop, and 1 Achyfi Ice for 10 minutes. Stir in 1 Snow Pepper until texture is as soft as snow. Freeze for 5-10 minutes. Refrigerate.

Chokato Slushie: Stir together 1 Blueberry and Chokato Achyfi, 1 tablespoon of pepper, 1/2 can of onion pop, and 2 tablespoons of Chokato Jam for about 15 minutes. Freeze for 10 minutes. Refrigerate.

Mmm, mmm, mmm! It may not be Achyfi, but it sure tastes like it! Enjoy all of the Achyfi products by making them today. Do it with your Neopet, do it with a friend. But whoever you do it with, do it with a smile on your face. Mmm, mmm. mmm!

 
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