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Issue: 209 | 23rd day of Gathering, Y7
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Every inhabitant in the Haunted Woods has a story to tell, including that of a Fairground's scratchcard vendor...
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"Or rather," a voice boomed through the whole room, "something bad is going to happen." The voice paused. "At least, for you."
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