Top Ten Petpet Household Appliances
NOTE: None of these uses of your Petpet does any harm to it. This has been checked
by me, the author. I mean, who’d want to harm one of those cute critters??
Petpets are a great thing to give to your Neopet. They make excellent pals
and allow your Neopet to have something to look after. Even though a bit boisterous,
they are the shining stars of the games Petpet Battles, Petpet Cannonball, Petpet
Rescue and Petpetsitter. They can win the Petpet Spotlight and PPL Award – and
mostly, they’re so totally CUTE!
But that’s not all, my friend; that’s not all. DUN DUN DUN.
Not many people have noticed, but Petpets also make the most fabulous temporary
HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES when your toaster is broken or you’ve lost the scissors!
This article is a guide dedicated to the top ten Petpet household appliances
to use in your Neohome. Enjoy!
Number Ten – Angelpuss
Angelpi are the most obvious Petpets to use as the angel on top of your Christmas
tree! They also make great ornaments to just hang from the branches, if they’re
scared of heights. These cute cats are very good at glowing with prettiness
and pride, so the tip of the tree will always be brightened up at Christmas
if you own one!
Number Nine – Beakadoodle
The long, sharp narrow beak of the Beakadoodle can shatter thin nutshells for
you in no time at all. Well, that’s not really what I originally planned to
say, but I just thought of the crazy idea as I finished the description of its
beak, so… what I was meant to say was that it makes a great hole punch for paper
and cardboard! The Beakadoodle makes a great companion for when you’re making
crafts. Oh yeah, and another thing; it is so long that it can push stuck things
out of small hollow cylinders – like straws!
Number Eight – Spyder
If you’re ever feeling lazy, laid-back or sleepy during any time of the day,
just get your Spyder to spin a nice stretchy hammock for you. Even better, in
the summer there are always these annoying flies and insects around that break
into your Neohome through the open window and buzz around in the most annoying
fashion – so I’m sure that your Spyder will agree to spin a web in the open
window that not only blocks entry, but also gives it tasty snacks.
Number Seven – Turtum
Forgot your helmet to wear while playing Bumper Cars? Use a Turtum! This friendly
Petpet from Meridell is the perfect fit for any head, and its extremely tough
shell allows your skull to be fully protected. (Don’t worry; the Turtum is also
perfectly safe. Yes, that’s how tough it is.)
Number Six – Uggatrip
This is a not-so-popular appliance and it’s a strange idea, but anyway – you
see those unique rows of plates on the Uggatrip’s back? Well, they’re perfect
for stacking hot toast in to use at the breakfast table. Make several pieces
at once and stack them all between these plates so that everyone can dig into
the toast whenever they like! And the Uggatrip isn’t harmed, for its thick scales
protect it from the heat. Easy peasy!
Number Five – Skelly
When all of your cutlery is dirty and dumped on top of the pile of dishes that
need to be washed, just get your Skelly to act as both a fork AND a spoon!!
Its clean dry mouth makes a fantastic spoon to eat your soup with, and the sharp
pointy bones protruding from the tail can be used to pick up chunks of food.
…Okay, so maybe I’m not so sure about the spoon. I mean, it’s a skeleton but
how does it live? Can it even taste and swallow food? Doesn’t it need a tongue
for that, and – okay, I’d better stop blabbing and move on to the next Petpet.
Number Four – Wuzzle
Speaking of toast (see Number Six – Uggatrip), how does it BECOME toast when
you’ve got NO toaster?! Well, just pop your bread up in front of a Wuzzle and
let it cook until it’s nicely browned! The Wuzzle can also heat up/cook other
foods, acting as a microwave (which you might also not own…). And it doesn’t
stop there. Can’t get a fire going? Simply seat your Wuzzle into the fireplace
and let the heat warm up the Neohome.
Number Three – Wadjet
When your spanner is broken, you can tighten up screws, nuts and bolts into
place by using the super-strong body of a Wadjet. After all, it is a snake-like
Petpet – the body of this creature is meant to be very efficient in gripping
things. Also, you need to brush your teeth before bed but you just can’t get
the last drop of toothpaste out of the tube! When you own a Wadjet, it’s simple
– just use it to squeeze the toothpaste out. In the meantime, you’d better get
some more toothpaste!!
Number Two – Pinceron
Those sharp, dangerous-looking pincers on your pet’s Pinceron are the perfect
things to use for cutting materials when a) your scissors are broken or no good
and b) you have no scissors! Razor-sharpness is just what you need for cutting
through anything you need to cut through, and the Pinceron is just the right
Petpet for that job. WARNING: Do not let it attempt to scythe through any extremely
hard materials such as metal or very thick wood. This could lead to its pincers
being snapped – a very nasty accident.
Number One – Filamen
The nervous-looking but cute little Filamen is not a very popular Petpet, but
it is actually very very useful for when one of the light bulbs in your Neohome
is blown. A Filamen just happens to BE a light bulb! It can glow even brighter
than the sweet Angelpuss, and can keep up its strength for hours to illuminate
any room until you get a new light bulb to replace the old one. However, FILAMENS
ARE DELICATE! Do not accidentally drop the Filamen and shatter its glass, or
let it overheat until it blows! They are very small, remember, and not very
strong in physical matters. Otherwise, it deserves to be Number One on the list.
Thank you for taking your time to read through my small guide on Petpet household
appliances! If this got into the Neopian Times, I’m thrilled! (I’m not very
good at writing articles.) Remember, Petpets are not only cute and cuddly –
but also are very handy in situations when something in your Neohome needs repair
and something else must take up its position until it is ready to use again.
Hope you found it interesting! ^_^;