The Evilest Neopian
TERROR MOUNTAIN - In Neopets, there is a book called The Gallery of Evil. Inside this Gallery Evil
is a collection of some of Neopia’s greatest villains is displayed. Allow me the
time to list these dark few. Doctor Sloth, Balthazar, Lord Darigan, Lord Kass,
Court Dancer, Morguss, Tax Beast, Vira, Hubrid Nox, Count Von Roo, Commander Garoo,
Meuka, Jelly Chia, Spider Grundo, Shadow Usul, Malkus Vile, Ghost Lupe, and of
course the Pant Devil. Those listed are evil, don’t get me wrong, they deserve
to be on this list, but in this impressive list of evil, the evilest, vilest,
and personally most hated Neopian by me is not shown on this list. Many know this
evil being and have dealt with her. Her name is Carassa. You know her from the
Igloo Garage Sale game. She is evil, pure evil.
There is none alive or dead who can ever hold a flame to her burning evil ways.
Everything she does is evil. Every way that she does them is evil as well. She
holds this classification of evil from me because of how she acts and what she
does in the Igloo Garage Sale game. If you have never experienced her, I suggested
going over to Terror Mountain and playing the game and you too will know the
aggravation that she creates.
Carassa takes a certain kind of joy from throwing down all of those items to
poor Mika as he races about trying to catch the mad tosses of this benevolent,
yellow Chia. This joy is obviously very great by the look of the smile on her
face. Mika on the other hand has a smile as well but why? This poor guy has
to do all of the real work. He is at the crazy whim of this Chia. Maybe he is
under a dark spell of hers that makes him think he is making snowmen instead
of having every in creation drop down on his head. EVIL!
The items that are needed to be caught is not the only things that she drops.
How many of us have ever had to deal with her throwing down those little black
balls that can be nothing other than bombs in hope that when they knock Mika
in the head it will stun him. It may be said that she wants them out of where
she is which could be understood but this is not so since the act of throwing
these bombs in itself is not evil enough to satisfy her joy, she has the insane
joy of lighting the bombs so that they would explode if they do not hit him
on the head. EVIL!
If these bombs were not enough to make her evil, she finds that pianos are
as fun to drop down as well. A little heads up would be nice. A little yell,
“Hey look out Mika, I’m sending down a big, heavy, game-ending-if-it-hits-you-on-the-head
piano.” This would be helpful and nice, but no, that would be too far on the
good side of the good/evil scale for her. It would also be nice if she got ride
of all of the pianos at once. I know when I clean I will try to remove all of
the big items first then I can take my time with the smaller items but her method
requires the random selection of stuff that lays up there. EVIL!
If these traits do not spell out evil to you then you do have to admit her
incredible ability to drop these items at different speeds is an annoying matter.
Now if I was trying to help the poor guy down below, I’d say to myself, “Hey
Alex, I best be dropping these items at a nice slow speed so that my friend
downstairs has enough time to position himself to catch these highly valuable
and highly fragile items.” I would also have the items come down in roughly
the same place so that the poor soul below me would not have to run around on
the slippery ice to grab those fragile bottles and bags of pies. But alas, she
does not do this, she runs around to create as much chaos on poor Mika as possible,
and why? EVIL!
Through all of these obnoxious acts she carries herself with that happy smile
on her face. It is a smile that never breaks and never wanes. She just dropped
a piano on Mika’s head? That gets a smile. She throws a slow moving item on
the right side and then a fast moving item on the left so that he has to be
in two different spots at once? That gets a smile too. What’s this? She drops
a piano then a nice shiny coin a second right after it, a little tease for Mika?
Your correct in guessing that she has that same smile on her face. EVIL!
If I were a paranoid type, which I kind of am, I would have to say that she
wants the stuff broken. ‘Why would she want that?’ You ask? Well perhaps each
of those rattles are filled with an ‘evil gas’ or some other crazy invention
of her so that when they break, the world becomes a little more contaminated
to her odd intentions. It could also be that maybe Mika owns all of the items
and Carassa loves the look on his face when he sees his favorite umbrella come
crashing to the ground. EVIL!
Dr. Sloth has nothing on this item-dropping monster. Perhaps these other villains
were not villains until they made the mistake of helping her clean out her garage.
This is possible because she has the power to easily teach others to become
more evil. She is after all the most evilest Neopian ever and as the ice may
never melt away to uncover the broken remains of so many dropped items, so to
may she never decide to take the piano down the staircase so that she does not
bop some poor Chia on the head.