Petpets - the Victims of the Gameroom
GAMES ROOM - Every since the beginning of Neopia, Neopians have ventured to the
gameroom to earn some quick NP. The beginning of the gameroom offered you such
games as Meerca Chase and Whack-a-Beast. As time progressed however, more games
appeared on the scene, some games that have been proven to be cruel to petpets.
No wonder my beloved slorg will no longer accompany our family into the jungle
that we now refer to as the action section. Instead we find her curled under the
bed, never wanting to ever go near the gameroom again. Even as I write this she
is cowering under the bed, scared of even the topic that is so horrifying to petpets
everywhere. Check to see if your petpet is affected by the craze with the following
symptoms. If your petpet is showing any of the following symptoms, alert your
-they refuse to come near the gameroom
-they have ever been a character in a game and are not reading their fan mail
-they hide under the bed all the time
-they hide under the bed some of the time
-they don’t hide under the bed at all
If your petpet is showing any of the above symptoms, alert your doctor immediately!
Or you could merely ask them what is wrong. That would save time and NP. Listen
to what they have to say. Learn the truth!!!
After some careful examination and long sleepless nights, I have found a willing
petpet, who shall remain nameless, who identified 12 games that are clearly
unsafe for petpets. “Just thinking about them gives me the shivers,” they proclaimed.
Also, after a random poll of 100 petpets, 99% agree with this nameless petpet.
What about the other petpet you ask? They picked a special write in candidate
Splat-A-Sloth. Hmmm. Anyway, here are the petpets' pick for the 12 most dangerous
games in Neopia.
Game 1: Petpet Cannonball- The newest addition to the gameroom, but still has
all the horror as an older game. For those of you that don’t know, in this game
you must shoot a poor petpet from a cannon into a basket.
Game 2: Meepit vs. Feepit- In this game you (the Feepit) are attacking the
Meepits. The only option for them is to fight back, so in this game 2 petpets
fall victim to the craze!
Game 3: Extreme Herder- You must hurry to keep the petpets from being eaten
by Balthazar who is very hungry. However, if you aren’t quick enough, well,
I wouldn’t want to be that petpet.
Game 4: Feed Florg- This would have to be the scariest game identified. As
opposed to the game above, in this game the player must actually contain the
petpet on the plate until Florg is hungry.
Game 5: Petpet Rescue- The poor petpets are stuck in a gross cave! Their only
hope is to be rescued by the brave scorchio that runs back and forth through
the caves 24/7. Not only is this game cruel to your petpets, but also your poor
Game 6: Meepit Juice Break- This game isn’t so bad if you are a Meepit. Neopians
come along and feed you endlessly. But oh… the bloating!!!
Game 7: Hasee Bounce- Again, this game isn’t so bad for Jimmi and Woogy. They
are fed endless amounts of doughnutfruit, but also occasionally the pile of
dung or other gross things that fly by. Ewww!
Game 8: 200m Peanut Dash- In this game, the puppyblew runs after a peanut,
jumping over logs continuously. After a long day of flipping over logs, he must
Game 9: Attack of the Slorgs-The poor slorgs are hungry and in search of food--
in your garden! To control this you must fire Slorg-B-Gone at them until they
disappear. I know if I were a slorg I wouldn’t be too happy about this either.
Game 10: Deckball- After hours and hours of chasing after a wooden ball any
petpet would want to jump ship. Wouldn’t you?
Game 11: Mootix Drop- Okay, so the real victims in this game are the petpetpets,
but if it weren’t for them, the petpets wouldn’t have been so itchy. In this
case it is bad for both the petpet and the petpetpet.
Game 12: Warf Rescue Team- Once again, a game that has 2 petpets that fall
victim to the endless craze of cruel games. First, the warfs. They stack themselves
in a neat and orderly stack at the risk of tipping over or not reaching the
top. Also this has to be incredibly uncomfortable the poor bottom warf. He is
holding so much weight on his shoulders. Second, the Kadoaties are stuck up
in the tree. No one likes to be stuck in a tree!
After many rebellions, disappearing acts, and angry letters from the petpets,
the Neopets staff has finally added a game to the collection that satisfies
the petpets. That game is:
Game 13: Petpetsitter: Of course! Who wouldn’t like being waited on hand and
foot that would be like their servant? This must be why as the game progresses
more and more petpets appear! It must be petpets from all around Neopia!
There you have it. From the eyes of petpets themselves, 12 of the most scary
games in all Neopia. What to do now is up to you. You could join many other
owners and boycott these hurtful games, you could send the Neopets staff a letter
of complaint, or you could continue on, and forget that you ever stumbled upon
this article and play these games solely for that elusive Neopoint prize. However,
pay close attention to your petpets if you chose the last option. You wouldn’t
want them wandering off now, would you…?
Disclaimer: Do not actually send the Neopets Staff an angry letter about this
article. Any information used is made up for the sake of this article and that
doesn’t mean that you can never play these games again. It was merely for entertainment
purposes. You were entertained, right? Right?