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Issue: 201 | 29th day of Swimming, Y7
As Much as a Bori Can Take
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A Single Scrap of Sanity
Sub-Quest: Interrogate various villains for information.
Mootix Drop Made Easy
There’s practice, patience, wind, barrel rolling, landing, practice and patience (and practice, and patience).
Guide to the Petpet Battledome
Only weaklings use equipment! Real Neopians fight without any additional weapons or items of any kind!
24 Contests for People Who Can't Win Them
Lucky for you unlucky entrants, Neopets has just released 24 new contests designed for people who can't win anything!
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