|Week - 303|
Lending Adam! And Other Amusing Neoboard Trends
|Description: Ever wanted to know about the latest and greatest trends on the Neoboards, while laughing about the charming mistakes we make there every day? Just hop onto the Neoboard Index, my friends...|
|Week - 309|
Show Off Your Pet! But First, Rate My Lookup?
|Description: Here are some of the most recent and most popular Neoboard topics, starting with the biggest, the rowdiest, the most "faboo" board topic of them all!|
|Week - 330|
The 10 Coolest Ways to Revamp Your Old Gallery!
|Description: Here are some of the coolest ways to revamp your gallery, without breaking the bank or taking away from that Baby Paint Brush fund.|
|Week - 331|
Your 10 Favorite Screenies Of All Time!
|Description: Here are some of the most popular screenie types of all time, according to a survey I hosted myself on the Help Neoboard. What are the screenies that make you all smile, laugh out loud, and clap for joy? |
|Week - 332|
Interviews With Your Favorite BD Opponents!
|Description: Here, without further delay, are interviews with some of your favorite one-player Battledome opponents! |
|Week - 337|
How A Pirate Blumaroo Found Her Greatest Treasure
|Description: She had even sold the gold earring she had gotten after being painted with a Pirate Paint Brush for a profit. Yes, she was quite ambitious, this Blumaroo of ours...|
|Week - 336|
How Do YOU Feel About Crying Neopets?
|Description: Do they make you cry yourself? Do you get angry or upset whenever you see them in a foul mood, growling back at you? Or do you feel noncommittal, since they're only made of pixels? |
|Week - 338|
Why They Don't Wear Clothes!
|Description: There are three neglected segments of the Neopet population that, sadly, can't don clothes or hand-held accessories. These are the Baby Neopets, the Maraquan Neopets, and the Mutant Neopets...|
|Week - 340|
Your Neoboard Personality!
|Description: Who knew that so much of Neopian culture could be encompassed in just 20 questions about the Neoboards?|
|Week - 341|
Ten Acts Of Kindness, A Techo Story: Part One
|Description: If there was one thing he'd learned about the world, it was that he had to put up a tough front...|
|Week - 342|
Ten Acts Of Kindness, A Techo Story: Part Two
|Description: There was only one problem. As a Techo Master, he was expected to supply weapons with which to equip his students...|
|Week - 343|
Ten Acts Of Kindness, A Techo Story: Part Three
|Description: "Thank you for lending me this lovely sword," he said to her. "It suits me just fine. It's just the thing..."|
|Week - 344|
Ten Acts Of Kindness, A Techo Story: Part Four
|Description: There was a knock at the door, and a nervous Koi walked into the school. "I've c-come for t-training," stammered the nervous Koi...|
|Week - 345|
Ten Acts Of Kindness, A Techo Story: Part Five
|Description: The Techo grinned and burst into wild applause when the Faerie choir finished its song...|
|Week - 346|
Ten Acts Of Kindness, A Techo Story: Part Six
|Description: "They want to record MY words?" asked the Techo Master in astonishment. "Why me?"|
|Week - 347|
Ten Acts Of Kindness, A Techo Story: Part Seven
|Description: "You made it into the Neopedia, Master, and everyone is talking about the greatest Battledome instructor in all of Neopia! It's you! Everyone is talking about the old Techo Master on Mystery Island!"|
|Week - 348|
Ten Acts Of Kindness, A Techo Story: Part Eight
|Description: The Techo Master had begun his class an hour ago. He was very old now...|
|Week - 349|
Ten Acts Of Kindness, A Techo Story: Part Nine
|Description: There was only one problem. The Swashbuckling Academy team was much wealthier than the Mystery Island team, showing up in matching uniforms and toting an amazing array of matching weapons...|
|Week - 350|
Ten Acts Of Kindness, A Techo Story: Part Ten
|Description: The old Techo Master warmed himself in a great chair by the fireplace. He was old now, quite old, but he still held classes twice a week...|
|Week - 339|
How Do You Feel About Robot Pets?
|Description: Do you prefer Robot pets with, or without, their shiny metal casing? It’s a question I asked many different Neoboards, wondering how people felt about the myriad of different looks that Robot pets could wear...|
|Week - 395|
How Anchu Learned The True Meaning Of Class
|Description: "I could never understand why you stopped playing in the middle of the Altador Cup," said Boxer with a pout...|
|Week - 401|
Life Without Toilet Paper?
|Description: It's time to get down to all the clever items they HAVEN'T come up with!|
|Week - 577|
What Are Your Neo Neuroses?
|Description: I simply have to clear out my inventory every night. And I figure that donating all my cheap items to the Money Tree might give me some future Neo luck!|
|Week - 578|
How Do You Indulge Yourselves On Neopets?
|Description: I decided to ask the users on the Help Neoboard about the fun things they treat themselves to, and I received a plethora of responses!|
|Week - 579|
How Has Neopets Changed You?
|Description: I have to admit, Neopets has not been just a gaming website I occasionally visit when I'm bored. It's become a gorgeous hobby full of fun, friends and entertaining goals! |
|Week - 580|
What Are The Avatars You're Tired Of Trying For?
|Description: I'm still itching to acquire a handful of avatars that are difficult to earn, or else so random that I've almost given up on getting them!|
|Week - 581|
How Do YOU Break the Mold on Neopets?
|Description: Being curious, I wandered over to the Help Neoboard and asked everyone how they break the mold on Neopets. I was pleasantly swamped with many warm and enthusiastic replies!|
|Week - 582|
What Qualities Do You Like In Your Fellow Neopians?
|Description: I posted a thread on the Help Neoboard asking people what qualities they like to see in their fellow Neopians.|
|Week - 594|
What Are Your Humblest Neopets Wishes?
|Description: By humble, I mean wishes that don't require a lot of Neopoints to fulfill. |
|Week - 595|
What Is Your Weirdest Neopets Quirk?
|Description: I know you have one! Maybe even several!|
|Week - 596|
What's In YOUR Inventory, And Why?
|Description: Do you keep your inventory full of junk items, to avoid getting your valuable items blasted into sludge? Or do you not care at all?|
|Week - 597|
What Is YOUR Gaming Philosophy?
|Description: Curious about how people regard the games on this site, I wandered over to the Games Neoboard and asked everyone to contribute their opinions!|
|Week - 598|
How Do You Judge Your Fellow Neopians?
|Description: When you're chatting with people on the Neoboards, what aspect of their personality do you zero in on? |
|Week - 601|
Do YOU Want Retired Avatars To Come Back?
|Description: A person can dream, can't she?|
|Week - 602|
What's Your Favorite Way Of Helping Others?
|Description: Some people are so generous...|
|Week - 604|
Creative Ways To Use Your FFQs!
|Description: Needing help and some good advice, I wandered over to the Help Neoboard and asked them for their unconventional opinions as to what I should do with this precious FFQ.|
|Week - 606|
What Do You Hoard In Your SDBs, And Why?
|Description: I currently have 5,000 Vials of Pure Water, 1401 Mysterious Orchids, and 128 Spirit Of The Ruins Fizzes in my Safety Deposit Box. Why, you might ask? Well...|
|Week - 607|
How Did You Learn To Love Neopets?
|Description: I asked the Neoboard with the biggest variety of people, the Help Neoboard: What did you learn to love on Neopets that you didn't like before?|
|Week - 610|
Do You Have A System For Playing On Neopets?
|Description: I asked the Help Neoboard if they have any personal systems that help them to enjoy this marvelous site. I got many interesting replies!|
|Week - 611|
What's Your Favorite Part Of Each New Month?
|Description: I greet each new month on Neopets with happy satisfaction! To me, the beginning of each new month symbolizes a kind of renewal, and I love starting fresh!|
|Week - 612|
What You Didn't Know About Your Favorite Neoboards!
|Description: I decided to study each Neoboard and figure out all the things you might not know about your favorite Neoboards!|
|Week - 614|
If You Could Talk To Your Newbie Self...
|Description: What sort of advice would you give him or her? Intrigued by this idea, I stalked the Neoboards and recorded what they'd love to have known as newbies!|
|Week - 616|
All The Things We're Looking Forward To!
|Description: I was chatting on the Help Neoboard one day when people started discussing the things we still want, such as new competitions and new avatars. It got me thinking...|
|Week - 618|
Tales Of Terror, Straight From The Neoboards!
|Description: 'Tis the season of spooks and scares, of tricks and treats. Here are some of the scares to look out for, not only during Halloween, but all year round!|
|Week - 619|
How Do YOU Prepare For New Site Events?
|Description: Curious about how my fellow Neopians prepare for new site events, I decided to ask the Neoboards for their opinions. Here are some of their most popular ways to prepare!|
|Week - 620|
Your Sole Exceptions!
|Description: What are some of the things we mainly dislike on Neopets, yet can't help making one or two exceptions for?|
|Week - 621|
Happy Birthday, Neopets!
|Description: I thought about all the cool occurrences that have happened to me on this site. |
|Week - 622|
Still More Of The Things We're Looking Forward To!
|Description: All about the things we're looking forward to, things we're hoping TNT implements in the future!|
|Week - 623|
The Arguments For And Against Changing Names
|Description: I was discussing the possibility of changing pet names with a few people on the Neoboard when I realized how many people were diametrically opposed to each other. |
|Week - 627|
Your Most Bizarre Neopets Goals!
|Description: I was checking my Safety Deposit Box one day and checking my progress towards collecting 5000 Mysterious Orchids when I realized, am I the only one with such a bizarre goal?|
|Week - 629|
The Weirdest Avatars Of All Time!
|Description: I decided to compile a list of the weirdest, rarest, and possibly most unfair avatars in all of Neopets history.|
|Week - 630|
Generic? Or Badge Of Honor?
|Description: Wondering what other "generic" and "ordinary" things there were on Neopets that people still supported, I decided to ask the Help Neoboard...|
|Week - 631|
New Neoboard Proposals!
|Description: I was happily chatting with some strangers on the Help Neoboard when a certain subject came up: what would make a cool new Neoboard, something Neopia has been needing for years?|
|Week - 635|
More Of The Things We're Looking Forward To!
|Description: All of the ideas from people who weren't on the Neoboards at the time of my initial research, people who nonetheless have priceless and innovative ideas...|
|Week - 637|
Rapid Refreshers, Unite!
|Description: Many people are neurotic refreshers of the New Features page. |
|Week - 639|
Possession Makes The Heart Grow Fonder?
|Description: At the time of the writing of this article, the Neoboards are buzzing with the latest prank by TNT -- random "foster pets" showing up on our accounts, courtesy of the tricksters at TNT...|
|Week - 640|
You Creative Neopians!
|Description: Wondering what other ingenious user-made events exist on this website, I decided to canvass the Neoboards and ask the users themselves!|
|Week - 663|
All The Guides We Want TNT To Create!
|Description: Here is a list of all the guides that I, as well as my fellow users, want TNT to create! |
|Week - 664|
|Description: Thyora, being ever adventurous, was packing her backpack with food and supplies one day, bent on fulfilling Illusen's latest quest.|
|Week - 665|
We Demand More From The NC Mall! (Please.)
|Description: The NC Mall is a truly magical place, brimming with gorgeous wearables and exciting Neocash games. |
|Week - 666|
Weird Shop Wiz Secrets!
|Description: Every player on the Neopets website has used the Shop Wizard at least one time in their Neopets careers. |
|Week - 667|
New Holiday Proposals!
|Description: I think there are a lot of aspects about Neopia that deserve their own special holidays!|
|Week - 668|
Sophisticated School Supplies!
|Description: It's a brand new semester at Brightvale University, and classes will be starting soon! |
|Week - 670|
|Description: Have you ever made the decision to downsize your number of pets, and six days later, you still haven't decided which pets to give away?|
|Week - 671|
How You Accidentally Fell In Love With Your Pets!
|Description: I started to wonder if anyone started off with just 3 dream pets that ballooned into 16.|
|Week - 673|
Why Did YOU Switch Accounts?
|Description: I have to admit, no matter how proud I am of my main account and my many trophies and accomplishments, I usually use my side account to chat on the Neoboards.|
|Week - 676|
The Best Way To Do Dailies?
|Description: Many players wait until midnight NST time to do their dailies. They swarm the Neopets website by the thousands.|
|Week - 687|
A Love Letter To Altador Cup Participants
|Description: I was inspired to write an article all about the positive changes that have happened this year! Besides the newfound kindness being spread around, what makes this year's Altador Cup different from previous years?|
|Week - 688|
Why Did You Downsize?
|Description: I was rifling through my five accounts when I realized that I had lost attachment to many of my pets. My accounts were brimming with the maximum of 20 pets, but in truth, I only loved 13 of them. I began to wonder, would it make some players happy to adopt my unwanted pets?And that is how my odyssey began!|
|Week - 691|
Creative Ways Of Adopting Pets!
|Description: However, I've noticed several new classes of owners, people who adopt pets based on criteria other than the pets' looks, names or Battledome stats. Here is a list of the most interesting criteria, which I gathered by canvassing the people on the Pound Neoboard.|
|Week - 692|
Even More Holiday Proposals!
|Description: I think there are a lot of aspects about Neopia that deserve their own special holidays!|
|Week - 693|
Unique Ways To Celebrate On Neopets!
|Description: I was browsing the Help Neoboard one day, eager to read the witty and funny replies of my fellow Neopians, when I came across a thread titled "Today is my Neopian birthday!" Inspired by this thread, I thought I'd write an article all about the unique ways in which we can celebrate things on Neopets, ways that aren't even sanctioned by TNT! |
|Week - 696|
Do YOU Do Anything Backwards?
|Description: Did you ever chance upon a species outfit that made you gape with wonder? Did you spot that perfect Acara Festival Gown or Sweet Purple Lenny Wig that made you seriously contemplate adopting a pet just to dress it up in its species clothes?|
Well, you're not alone!
|Week - 697|
Things You Love, But Will Never Have…
|Description: >I thought I'd wander over to the Help Neoboard and ask the people there what goals THEY admire, but will never have themselves. I received a lot of thought-provoking and interesting replies! I omitted the commonplace ones from this article, such as expensive pets and galleries. Instead, I wrote about the more interesting and unique goals that the players have!|
|Week - 701|
Why Do YOU Love Your Favorite Pets?
|Description: There is a new generation of Neopets players, people who have only ever known the version of Neopets that enables the customization of pets. Curious about this newer generation of players, I thought it would be interesting to ask the Neoboards why THEY love their favorite pet species. I received a lot of thought-provoking replies!|
|Week - 702|
How Neopets Affects Our Real Lives!
|Description: Curious about the ways in which Neopets has seeped into our real lives, I thought I'd wander over to the Neoboards and ask each forum about how Neopets has affected their real lives. I got a lot of interesting replies!|
|Week - 704|
Do YOU Keep Fun Records?
|Description: I have to admit, my favorite petpage that I ever created was the one listing the pets I've given away. As of today, I've given away 88 zapped pets, and I'm looking to give away 100 total! Feeling inspired to keep more fun records, but unsure of what they should be, I asked my fellow players on the Neoboards about what fun records they keep for themselves. I got many interesting replies!|
|Week - 705|
Your Evil Wishes!
|Description: Tis the season for spooks and scares, for tricks and treats! I thought it would be appropriate to write an article for the Neopian Times all about the "evil" wishes we might have, wishes that we hope will come true despite their negative nature.|
|Week - 706|
Only On Neopets!
|Description: Inspired, I thought it would be cool to collect a list of Neopian quirks that are unique to the players on this site and no other. Plus, I love having an excuse to talk on the Neoboards. It's my favorite form of entertainment on here! I headed to the Neoboards and asked the players: "What are your quirks on Neopets, quirks that are unique to this site?" I got many interesting replies!|
|Week - 707|
A Love Letter To Newbies
|Description: Newbies make me smile. I see them as interesting, diverse people whose struggle to learn about the Neopets website is charming and cute!|
In celebration of Neopets' birthday this November, I thought I'd write an article all about why we love newbies!
|Week - 708|
Your Unexpected Successes!
|Description: Curious about the ways in which my fellow Neopians became unexpectedly content with all that they've accomplished, I decided to head on over to the Neoboards and ask them, "When did your ambitions finally give way to contentment?" I got many interesting replies!|
|Week - 709|
Things That We're Lucky Enough To Ignore!
|Description: In the Neopets universe, my pets' clothes never get dirty! There is no need for a Neopian Laundromat, for example, to wipe out coffee and ketchup stains. Inspired by this random thought, I thought I'd ask my fellow players, in what ways is the Neopets universe more fun and convenient than real life? What are some things that we're lucky enough to ignore?|
|Week - 714|
What Newbies Should Know About The GMC
|Description: Inspired by the spirit of helpfulness, I thought I'd make a list of things that newbies wouldn't know about the GMC. It's too late for this article to help the current population of players, since the GMC is over by now, but maybe someone in the future will look up this article and be genuinely helped by its contents. That would make me smile!|
|Week - 715|
Mysteries Of Neopia!
|Description: I'm puzzled by many aspects of the Neopets site, and decided to make a list one day of all the mysteries within the land of Neopia. To do this, I canvassed the Neoboards for the opinions of my fellow players. I got many interesting replies!|
|Week - 716|
Things That We're Lucky Enough To Ignore! (Part 2)
|Description: My earlier article all about the things we're lucky to ignore got a lot of positive feedback, and I thought it would be fun to write a second article all about the other things we're lucky enough to ignore! I canvassed the Neoboards for everything mentioned in this article, and I had a lot of fun talking to my fellow players!|
|Week - 717|
More Of Your Neopets Neuroses!
|Description: There's certainly no lack of neuroses around here. Although my first article was chock full of our quirks and idiosyncrasies, it still took me a mere hour to collect a brand new batch of neuroses for this second article! I canvassed the Neoboards, asking my fellow players what their neuroses are. I got many interesting replies!|
|Week - 718|
Avatars That Will Never, Ever Happen!
|Description: I was cracking jokes on the Neoboards one day, talking about new avatars that would be absolutely ridiculous and completely unlikely. The other players were laughing along with me, proposing random and hilarious new avatars that are so silly that they'll never exist. Inspired by our merriment, I thought I'd write a Neopian Times article all about the avatars that will never, ever happen!|
|Week - 720|
Only On Neopets! - Part 2
|Description: Neopets is truly the only game site where people sometimes loathe the games, but play them anyway! Sometimes, they're after trophies. Sometimes, they're after avatars. I think it's amusing that the avatar and trophy collectors spend upwards of 100 hours trying to master an exasperating game in order to reach a score that will end up on that game's high score list. Only a Neopian would spend 100 hours on a game that he or she hates!|
|Week - 721|
The Funny Habits Of Avatar Collectors!
|Description: Avatar collectors are a completely unique breed of player, willing to spend 100+ hours on mastering a game just for the avatar score. I don't think any other kind of player on this site is quite so crazy! Why are avatar collectors so zany, obsessed and strange? So here are the top 10 strangest habits of avatar collectors! I think they're quirky, bizarre, and absolutely charming, and I hope you do too!|
|Week - 722|
A Dearth Of Dung?
|Description: Here is a list of all the dung wearables that the players are hoping for in the future. The quirk about this list is, these items already exist, albeit not in wearable form! Will you turn these items into wearables, dear TNT? Let's cross our fingers that they someday will!<|
|Week - 724|
Not What TNT Intended!
|Description: After musing over these aspects of the site, I wondered, what else about this site has happened that TNT didn't intend at all? I decided to rush over to the Neoboards and ask my fellow Neopians. I got many interesting replies!|
|Week - 728|
Why Did You Downsize? - Part 2
|Description: A popular article of mine was called "Why Did You Downsize?," and it received a lot of fan mail. The idea of downsizing struck a chord with many of my fellow players, and they admitted that after reading my article, they were inspired to downsize their own accounts.|
|Week - 729|
Does Neopets Stay With You Throughout The Day?
|Description: Inspired by my elation, I wondered if other players were affected by Neopets as much as I am. Does a cool accomplishment, like a trophy or avatar, have you floating on cloud nine for weeks? Does a new Neofriend have you taking time out of real life to spend time chatting with her every afternoon?|
|Week - 730|
All The Beautiful Things We Can't Discard!
|Description: I must admit, my Safety Deposit Box is brimming with unique, rare items that were released once and never again. I will never use them, but they're so lovely and magical that I keep them safe in my SDB, to gaze upon and sigh over!|
|Week - 732|
Trophies That We Actually Regret!
|Description: Inspired by the ironic notion of actually REGRETTING one's trophies, I thought I'd write this article! Most Neopians are eager to accrue as many trophies as possible. Yet there are also those motley players who actually REGRET the trophies they own!|
|Week - 733|
What Kind Of Pet Trader Are You?
|Description: That said, I thought I'd write a quiz all about pet traders! What kind of pet trader are YOU? Complete the following quiz, and find out!|
|Week - 734|
The Funniest Themed Accounts Ever!
|Description: I have to admit, I've always harbored an obsession with creating a humorous, themed account! I think it would be hilarious to have 3 Chias paired with a Lupe, for instance. Inspired by the idea of making really weird, really funny accounts, I thought I'd write this article! In it, I've listed some of the funniest ways to create and dress up our pets, and given the range of silly and comical wearables that exist on here, it was really easy to write.|
|Week - 738|
All The Items We're Dreaming For!
|Description: Inspired by this idea, I thought it would be interesting to canvass the Neoboards and ask the people there what items THEY would like to own. What items are clearly desired, but also nonexistent and overdue? I got many interesting replies!|
|Week - 739|
Holiday Proposals That Celebrate Our Food Pets!
|Description: I've often wished for holidays that would celebrate our food pets! Over the years, I've made a list of fun holiday proposals that would pay tribute to our edible pets, and would make us smile. Chocolate Day already exists. What about the other food colors?|
|Week - 740|
Totally Irrational Things That We Do!
|Description: Why do we sometimes do things that are totally irrational on this site? To gather information, I canvassed the Neoboards for the opinions of my fellow players. They posted some very interesting habits of theirs, habits that are totally irrational, yet totally universal as well!|
|Week - 741|
Gross Foods That Aren't Gross At All!
|Description: I don't think many of the Gross Foods look gross at all! Some items seem so normal and commonplace that I'm left scratching my head, wondering what exactly is so gross about them. I would gladly plunk down a few dollars to buy them in real life, and take a few thoughtful bites just to see what they taste like. I'm probably not the only curious player, either!|
|Week - 742|
Does Neopets Attract A Certain Type Of Player?
|Description: No matter who I chat with on the Neoboards, I'm always struck by their excellent qualities. It seems that everyone on this site is absolutely bonkers over their stunning virtual pets, and no one is bored or apathetic about them. I began to realize that the Neopets website attracts a certain kind of player, one that has enthusiasm, imagination, and positivity.|
|Week - 743|
Reasons To Downsize Your Pets!
|Description: I realized that my hope for future pets was being hampered by the fact that I already had 20 pets. I decided to give away 3 pets to random people on the Pound Neoboard, and reserved my 3 Royals for my closest Neofriends. That means I only own 14 pets right now, and I'm truly relieved! |
|Week - 744|
All The Backgrounds We're Looking Forward To!
|Description: Inspired by the thought of having new Backgrounds someday, I thought I'd write this article! It lists all of the Backgrounds I've been longing for since 2007, when customization became a reality. Maybe the TNT artists will read this article and agree to create some of these suggestions. |
|Week - 745|
So Neurotic, You're Willing To Lose Money!
|Description: I've written about Neopets neuroses in the past, but never about something as odd as losing money! My past articles were full of positivity and enthusiasm. I thought that this time, it would be interesting to write about neuroses that we have that are rather negative, yet we continue to harbor them.|
|Week - 746|
The Last Of Your Neo Neuroses!
|Description: 've written 2 articles in the past all about our Neopets neuroses, and I think it's about time I wrote a third! To do this, I went to the Neoboards and asked the players there, What are your weird neuroses, things that are unique to this site?|