teh 1337est n00zpaper Circulation: 194,163,747 Issue: 743 | 5th day of Hiding, Y18
Home | Archives Articles | Editorial | Short Stories | Comics | New Series | Continued Series
 

Search


To search older issues of the Neopian Times (before issue 158), click here.

Search :

We found the following 48 result(s) for the keyword amarettoball

Week - 684

About Faerie Quests
by amarettoball
Description: Sometimes receiving quests is a bit of an annoyance...

Week - 686

Unfortunate Events
by amarettoball
Description: Can you really 'steal' something that was free in the first place?

Week - 688

50 NP
by amarettoball
Description: What's with Neopians painting pet rocks into codestones?

Week - 692

Hunger Gains
by amarettoball
Description: Too full? Not quite.

Week - 694

The Sibling Experience
by amarettoball
Description: Disclaimer: No siblings were unloved in the making of this comic.

Week - 696

Favorite Owner
by amarettoball
Description: Don't pick favorites; it usually doesn't end well.

Week - 697

Playing Favorites
by amarettoball
Description: Don't try to deny having a "favorite pet". It's pretty obvious.

Week - 698

Welcome to the Family?: Part 1
by amarettoball
Description: You know the old saying, "don't judge a book by its cover"? It's good advice.

Week - 699

Welcome to the Family?: Part 2
by amarettoball
Description: Silly Uni, you don't get to choose family members.

Week - 700

700th Celebration
by amarettoball
Description: Do not try this at home... or else you might not even have one!

Week - 702

What Does the Weewoo Say?
by amarettoball
Description: SQUAAWWK!

Week - 703

New Paint Job
by amarettoball
Description: What does he even want that one million NP jug for...?

Week - 704

Eclectic Antics: Hoarders Edition
by amarettoball
Description: Remember to clean out your safety deposit box regularly! (Please.)

Week - 705

Eclectic Antics: Hollow's Eve
by amarettoball
Description: She's not your stereotypical witch...

Week - 706

Eclectic Antics: Writing Tip
by amarettoball
Description: A scathing, poignant remark will henceforth be scrawled in this vacuous space.

Week - 707

Eclectic Antics: Happy Birthday, Neopets!
by amarettoball
Description: Grab your forks; we've got cake!

Week - 709

Eclectic Antics: Broken Vase
by amarettoball
Description: Well, that escalated quickly.

Week - 710

Eclectic Antics: the Gift Thief, Part I
by amarettoball
Description: Our heroes and villains are introduced...

Week - 711

Eclectic Antics: the Gift Thief, Part II
by amarettoball
Description: Our heroes run into some minor mishaps...

Week - 712

Eclectic Antics: the Gift Thief, Part III
by amarettoball
Description: Our heroes question if Christmas really needed saving at all...

Week - 713

Eclectic Antics: Trading Places
by amarettoball
Description: Don't worry, Hanso is currently fine. Slightly charred, but fine.

Week - 714

The Bennett Files: The Case of the Faerie Ring
by amarettoball
Description: It was a chilly day in Altador, which was why Strai was happy to be working inside for once. As a Maraquan Gelert, he was naturally inclined to be outside, or at least around a body of water. Today, though, he was pretty certain that if he had stayed outside for more than a few hours without an enchantment, he would have shriveled up from the dry air and shrunken into a nice little Brucicle.

Week - 715

Eclectic Antics: The True Ghoul Catchers
by amarettoball
Description: Even the Ghoul Catchers outsource their work.

Week - 716

Common Myths About Writing for the Neopian Times
by amarettoball
Description: I happened upon a few topics discussing rumors about how to get published into the Neopian Times. These comments intrigued me, so after I scribbled down a list of the most common ones, I poured myself a sixth cup of coffee, and left for the Neopian Times headquarters to see for myself if they were accurate or not.

Week - 717

Eclectic Antics: Save the Chocolates, Part I
by amarettoball
Description: In which Kaune shows the most polite way to wake someone up.

Week - 718

Eclectic Antics: Save the Chocolates, Part II
by amarettoball
Description: But the real question is: can you really use a frying pan as a weapon?

Week - 719

Eclectic Antics: Save the Chocolates, Finale
by amarettoball
Description: Biscuit shows how to love your family. Kind of.

Week - 720

The Bennett Files: The Case of the Dinner Party
by amarettoball
Description: Strai was absolutely ecstatic when Bennett received an emergency neomail requesting his services down at the Kelp restaurant in Maraqua. It was the land of his paint job, and going there felt much like sinking into a freshly-made bubble bath and never wanting to come out. However, even that feeling didn't prepare him for the scene that lay before him: a group of diners sprawled on the floor, clutching their stomachs in pain.

Week - 721

Eclectic Antics: Neohomes
by amarettoball
Description: In other news, Neopian homelessness is now at an all-time low of 90%!

Week - 722

Eclectic Antics: Winter
by amarettoball
Description: We all have that one friend.

Also by parody_ham


Week - 723

Eclectic Antics: Illusen's Marketing
by amarettoball
Description: Being tiny is an everyday struggle.

Also by parody_ham


Week - 724

Eclectic Antics: Kass and the Village People
by amarettoball
Description: Kass even tried bringing a gift. There's just no pleasing them.

Also by likelife96


Week - 725

The Comic Artist's Handbook
by amarettoball
Description: A few readers have mentioned that I should elaborate more on how to make comics, and they offered to provide me with a lifetime supply of Soy Chai Lattes if I did so. Thus, for purely altruistic reasons (and totally not because I have a caffeine addiction to feed), I took up my drawing pens and went full speed ahead on fulfilling this request.

Week - 726

Eclectic Antics: Gals in Wraithland
by amarettoball
Description: Wraiths are scary? Please, you haven't met a girl with a temper.

Week - 727

Eclectic Antics: Pizza Delivery
by amarettoball
Description: Dignity does not exist in this economy.

Week - 728

Eclectic Antics: Confessions of an Ex-Baby
by amarettoball
Description: In which Kaune suddenly becomes several times her previous body size.

Week - 729

Eclectic Antics: Lever of Doom
by amarettoball
Description: Avatar collectors are not mad. Okay, maybe a little.

Also by parody_ham


Week - 731

Eclectic Antics: Long Dresses
by amarettoball
Description: There is a direct correlation between fashion choices and one's range of motion. Biscuit wishes it was otherwise.

Week - 732

Eclectic Antics: Makeover
by amarettoball
Description: The event's not even here yet, but that doesn't mean these crazies can't get hyped about it.

Week - 734

Sunny Side Up
by amarettoball
Description: Faeries have expensive tastes.

Week - 735

The Sleeper of Altador: Part One
by amarettoball
Description: These Neopians never knew just how good they had it. To be fair, she took everything for granted, too--that is, until she was frozen in stone for an eon. During her imprisonment, the concept of time became warped in her mind, but she could still feel things--things like the joy and hurt radiating from the Neopians bustling about her, and the reverberations from centuries of war.

Week - 736

The Sleeper of Altador: Part Two
by amarettoball
Description: A desert Aisha and a faerie Ixi landed in the Lost Desert a few hours after they received the emergency neomail from Jerdana, Altador's famed sorceress. Biscuit, the desert Aisha, had spent the Virtupets ship ride concocting the best plan to apprehend their villain, and she delegated the task of contacting Torikor, their blue Grarrl commander, to Ciebatta, her faerie Ixi partner.

Week - 737

Sunny Side Up: Team Spirit
by amarettoball
Description: The AC commentators have surprisingly poor observational skills.

Also by parody_ham


Week - 738

Sunny Side Up: Dreams
by amarettoball
Description: Ciebatta has a potentially lucrative dream.

Week - 739

Sunny Side Up
by amarettoball
Description: The real travesty here is the ruined breakfast.

Week - 740

Sunny Side Up
by amarettoball
Description: The culinary choices are so limited!

Week - 741

Sunny Side Up: Stealthy
by amarettoball
Description: Imagine if paint colors also came with their own set of special abilities.

Week - 742

Sunny Side Up: Healing Springs
by amarettoball
Description: The water faerie's version of "rush hour" is very different indeed.

 
Search the Neopian Times




Great stories!


---------

Babysitting for the first time
Things are not as easy as they seem

by mitzplick

---------

Aisha Problems - Battle
Cookiez?! COOKIEZ?! GET UP!

by lpshannah_908

---------

Orlitz and the Search for the Emerald Crown: Part Five
To Orlitz’s surprise, Emilia was staying in a room at the lodge, not far from her own. The Cybunny had tailed the Aisha from the restaurant, taking care not to be spotted by the thief.

by josephinefarine

---------

Reasons To Downsize Your Pets!
I realized that my hope for future pets was being hampered by the fact that I already had 20 pets. I decided to give away 3 pets to random people on the Pound Neoboard, and reserved my 3 Royals for my closest Neofriends. That means I only own 14 pets right now, and I'm truly relieved!

by indulgences

---------

There Is Something In My Closet And It Is Roaring!
It was an early evening in Shenkuu. My friends, Jeulienna the Yellow Lenny and Manigolaia the Cloud Ruki and I, Zannidda, a Starry Xweetok, had just enjoyed a mouth-watering dinner together of Pirate Lupe pasta with Cheesy Onion sticks. The discussion on the table was about our favorite games from the Daily Dare

Also by alienigenosidad

by applefaerie99




Submit your stories, articles, and comics using the new submission form.