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Time May Change Me: Part One
by debbie1188 | | Description: "You don't bite people just because you're upset with them. Now apologise to your sister." |
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Time May Change Me: Part Two
by debbie1188 | | Description: "What has she done to the place?" thought Ixi incredulously. Lichen did have a creative streak that showed itself now and then, but... |
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Time May Change Me: Part Three
by debbie1188 | | Description: Lichen had been acting strangely. Even for Lichen. Whenever she went shopping, she always took Smaug, and only Smaug. |
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101 Ways to Annoy Dr. Sloth
by debbie1188 | | Description: Disclaimer: The following list is a tongue-in-cheek parody, and can be as much thought of as a list of things not to do. |
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101 Reasons NOT To Annoy Dr. Sloth
by debbie1188 | | Description: Even if my neck were on the line (which thankfully it isn’t), I’d hope you would be sensible enough not to do anything on that list. But just in case my pleas are not enough, here are some further reasons not to annoy Dr. Sloth… |
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 Beneath the Haunted Woods: Part Four
Nothing but the sounds of crumbling stones and rock could be heard as Arthur traversed the dark, hollow tunnel, his hand against the wall to keep himself from slipping over the rough, jagged ground beneath him. The red Zafara’s legs ached, his head throbbed and his eyes weary. Small, loose stones that littered the cave floor pinched, stabbed and strained his feet with every step.
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 Pyramid
"Are we ready to lock it up, Chief?" Melek asked the soldier in charge of the scene. Chief Lokenus looked at him and raised an eyebrow. "My soldiers will have everything packed within an hour. Why are you so anxious to close it?" "Lokenus, I've been waiting twelve years for this to happen. I'd like to savour it a little, but unfortunately I've got things to do. We need to replace the king, soon."
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 Bottled Faeries Inc.: Part Two
I know that people pay a lot of money for a neohome with a nice, ocean view. To me, it doesn’t seem worth it. After twenty-four hours at sea in an enchanted glass bottle, I was pretty sure I had gotten the gist of the ocean; it was just a giant mass of green, choppy, salty water sprinkled with the occasional fish or piece of trash. I was so bored.
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