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Week - 185

The Crystal Eye Prophecy: Part One
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "...The Crystal decides what will stay and will change."

Week - 186

The Crystal Eye Prophecy: Part Two
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "Listen," she hissed to the faerie. "If you want to die because of your 'friend' the Fire Faerie, so be it! But, if you actually want to live, you may want to help me!"

Week - 225

Roomies: Part One
by vanessa1357924680
Description: Jhudora woke up to the smell of smoke. Jolting from her dream, she noticed that her lair (cloud and all) was being engulfed by giant red flames...

Week - 226

Roomies: Part Two
by vanessa1357924680
Description: She woke up early one morning as Jesc was leaving the dorm to go to class. "Wait!" Jhudora screeched after her. "I'm coming with you."

Week - 227

Roomies: Part Three
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "What do you want?" she said, tired. Her hair was a mess, sticking all over her face, for she had just crawled out of bed...

Week - 266

Roomies 2: Part One
by vanessa1357924680
Description: The sun was shining, the air was warm, a crisp breeze was blowing through her hair; she couldn't ask for anything more. Summer was here and that meant only one thing to the air faerie: summer vacation...

Week - 267

Roomies 2: Part Two
by vanessa1357924680
Description: Jhudora was determined to stay as far away from Jesc as possible. Pretty much this meant telling her to stay out of her way every day. Jesc, however, didn't miss a beat. She still acted as enthusiastic and happy as always, despite staying in a room for the first month with only her plushies for company...

Week - 268

Roomies 2: Part Three
by vanessa1357924680
Description: The yellow Aisha from the Neopian Planning Committee leaned over the counter of the Tombola with a shocked expression on his face upon finding Jhudora and Jesc hidden under the stand. "What are you doing under there?" he asked...

Week - 294

The New Prophecy: Part One
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "Don't you remember?" Fyora asked restlessly, raking her fingers through her long hair. "Two... two seconds ago you said something, a pr-prophecy... and your eyes were weird, glazed and vacant, and, and... I need PAPER!" she suddenly shouted...

Week - 295

The New Prophecy: Part Two
by vanessa1357924680
Description: Jhudora instantly realized her mistake and bit her lip. Fyora's little mind-wiping frenzy was making things much more complicated...

Week - 296

The New Prophecy: Part Three
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "It's not s-so bad," Fyora lied through chattering teeth. As the Queen of Faeries, she was prepared for practically anything, but this was practically a blizzard!

Week - 297

The New Prophecy: Part Four
by vanessa1357924680
Description: After finding a seat (one which a "generous" Uni had given up to her after being threatened to be turned into a pile of soot), Jhudora sat down in the surprisingly comfortable ice chairs...

Week - 298

The New Prophecy: Part Five
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "What about the green eyes, though?" Illusen asked from her frozen spot, still squirming uncomfortably as coldness seeped into her bones...

Week - 330

Our Shopping Trip at the NC Mall
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "Shopping?" Coldfire inquired, an eyebrow raised. "When did you start liking shopping?"

Week - 346

Roomies 3: Part One
by vanessa1357924680
Description: Her destination was a place most Neopians only dreamed of gaining entrance to: Queen Fyora's palace...

Week - 347

Roomies 3: Part Two
by vanessa1357924680
Description: Jesc frowned. She couldn't explain it, but something just didn't feel right...

Week - 348

Roomies 3: Part Three
by vanessa1357924680
Description: Jhudora wasn't listening anymore. Instead, she had scrambled to her feet and was scanning the ceiling for the faint outline of a trapdoor...

Week - 349

Roomies 3: Part Four
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "I'll lead the way. Just please," he added with desperation towards Jesc, "keep the Weewoo away from me. I'm begging you..."

Week - 350

Roomies 3: Part Five
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "Oh no, oh no, this is not good!" Jim muttered under his breath, pacing while the shimmering sun made its way higher into the sky. Faerieland was waking up now...

Week - 351

Roomies 3: Part Six
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "Come on now, the trial's about to start. Get up and no magic tricks."

Week - 352

Roomies 3: Part Seven
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "That's it, Jhudora!" Mrs. Pierce screamed, her eyes wild with madness. "You'll regret those words!"

Week - 359

Misfortune's Comb
by vanessa1357924680
Description: The Royal Peophin made extra careful preparations so that she would be absolutely gorgeous for win number fifty-two...

Week - 364

Pirates, the Sight, and the Sea: Part One
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "Hurry, Mom! I see the ship!" Roselia urged, spotting the grand galleon at the edge of the dock.

Week - 365

Pirates, the Sight, and the Sea: Part Two
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "Please, Mithy! Promise me that you won't get hurt, that... that no matter what you'll come back for me!"

Week - 366

Pirates, the Sight, and the Sea: Part Three
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "If you refuse, then, as I've said before, we have no use for you. But I'm sure the Maraquans will accept you with open arms underwater--Oh wait, I forgot." He smiled at her pleasantly. "You can't breathe under there, can you?"

Week - 367

Pirates, the Sight, and the Sea: Part Four
by vanessa1357924680
Description: Roselia paused in front of him, feeling slight sympathy as she looked at the ragged fur and dim eyes.

Week - 368

Pirates, the Sight, and the Sea: Part Five
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "Hold your arm out more, boy. That sword's not going to do any damage if you refuse to hold it no more than an inch away from your body!"

Week - 369

Pirates, the Sight, and the Sea: Part Six
by vanessa1357924680
Description: Captain Faer cupped the gold rings in his giant hands, the jewels glinting in the flickering lantern light in his cabin...

Week - 370

Pirates, the Sight, and the Sea: Part Seven
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "Captain!" Roselia exclaimed quickly, jerking around to face him, her eyes wide. She hadn't expected him to be up so early...

Week - 371

Pirates, the Sight, and the Sea: Part Eight
by vanessa1357924680
Description: The pirate Gnorbu stared at the oncoming vessel, his grey eyes focused on the skull and crossbones flag it flew.

Week - 373

Pirates, the Sight, and the Sea - Part Nine
by vanessa1357924680
Description: Mithy caught up with his sister just as the amulet slipped out of her grasp and disappeared into the depths of the ocean.

Week - 374

Pirates, the Sight, and the Sea: Part Ten
by vanessa1357924680
Description: Emerging into the sunlight of the upper deck, Roselia had prepared herself to see chaos and unrestrained bedlam. But instead...

Week - 372

The Author's Gift
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "Aww. The poor old man." Trey's mom frowned, spooning out clumps of dough onto a baking sheet. "All alone on the Day of Giving? That just isn't right."

Week - 378

101 Ways to Speak Evilly: Jhudora's Top 3 Excerpts
by vanessa1357924680
Description: Jhudora bought—well, er... stole—a copy of this book a couple months ago, and sent us a heartfelt review...

Week - 393

Roomies 4: Part One
by vanessa1357924680
Description: Jesc frowned, slipping her stuff into her school bag. Mrs. Pierce had tormented her back when she was a teacher...

Week - 394

Roomies 4: Part Two
by vanessa1357924680
Description: Jhudora shot her a look. "First of all, never call me 'Jhudy' ever again."

Week - 395

Roomies 4: Part Three
by vanessa1357924680
Description: A second later, a wooden door had appeared as if it had always been there along with a brass knob and plaque that read "Faculty Room."

Week - 396

Roomies 4: Part Four
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "You're afraid of taking this Remember-whatever potion, aren't you?"

Week - 397

Roomies 4: Part Five
by vanessa1357924680
Description: The Academy halls were packed with hundreds of faeries. Many of them were strolling by in giggling groups, while the newbies desperately scanned the crowds...

Week - 398

Roomies 4: Part Six
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "Wake up soon, Jesc," Jhudora mumbled, massaging her head with her fingers. "I don't know how much more of this I can take."

Week - 399

Roomies 4: Part Seven
by vanessa1357924680
Description: Jhudora whipped out her wand. "Come on, Illusen," she said, nudging the sobbing earth faerie at her side. "We have to get out."

Week - 400

Roomies 4: Part Eight
by vanessa1357924680
Description: Illusen, meanwhile, didn’t seem to be taking the hit too hard. The earth faerie had easily rebounded out of spite, joining up with a group of new friends.

Week - 401

Roomies 4: Part Nine
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "Isn't this one so pretty?" Jhudora smiled dreamily, gesturing to the Faerieland model. "It's such a pretty little house..."

Week - 402

Roomies 4: Part Ten
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "Jesc, if you go out there, you'll be destroyed!" Jhudora shouted.

Week - 403

Roomies 4: Part Eleven
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "That was some fall you took."

Jesc turned her head slowly to her left, blood rushing painfully as she spotted the faerie seated at her bedside: Queen Fyora.


Week - 407

In Other Words: Part One
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "Awesome show, guys!" Sed exclaimed as the three band members strolled down the dark Altador streets.

Week - 408

In Other Words: Part Two
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "You better hurry up and pack. We're leaving here in about an hour for the Haunted Woods."

Week - 409

In Other Words: Part Three
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "All the greats played here before becoming totally famous. Isn't it awesome?"

Week - 410

In Other Words: Part Four
by vanessa1357924680
Description: Chai's face stretched into a tired smile. "Hey guys, what's up?"

Week - 429

Magic, Cake, and Wind Chimes
by vanessa1357924680
Description: Tourists, she thought to herself with a shiver, glaring at a Kacheek who was oohing and ahhing at the gloomy interior that she had spent years to perfect.

Week - 437

Magic and Mustaches
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "This will be the last time he tries to take over my company with his snazzy Neohomes 2.0!"

With his last exclamation, the drop fell into the bubbling potion. The brew turned bright orange--


Week - 444

Princess Bones: Part One
by vanessa1357924680
Description: Rain came down heavily on the small town of Middleway. The nearby farms of Meridell had wanted a good downpour for months...

Week - 445

Princess Bones: Part Two
by vanessa1357924680
Description: Rina rushed into her history class the next day, letting out a huge sigh of relief when she saw that her teacher wasn't there yet.

Week - 446

Princess Bones: Part Three
by vanessa1357924680
Description: What he had said had to be impossible... and yet it made perfect sense.

Week - 447

Princess Bones: Part Four
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "Sometimes you can't trust anyone, Rina."

Week - 448

Princess Bones: Part Five
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "A secret passage," Saya said simply. "There are tons throughout the castle. They were built to keep the royal family safe in case of an attack."

Week - 450

Princess Bones: Part Seven
by vanessa1357924680
Description: Drawing had always been a personal activity, one she liked to do in the safety of her room, or alone outside under a tree in her front yard. But now she was being watched intently, scrutinized from every angle.

Week - 451

Princess Bones: Part Eight
by vanessa1357924680
Description: Saya looked absolutely stunning as usual, and Rina cheered her on as she recited the Oath of Brightvale and finally had a diamond tiara placed atop her head.

Week - 460

Seeded: Part One
by vanessa1357924680
Description: She clenched her slender fingers into a fist. "We'll take it back and be the most powerful faeries in all of Neopia."

Week - 461

Seeded: Part Two
by vanessa1357924680
Description: Welcome to the Faerieland Library. The words floated into her head with a magical lilt, friendly and soft. What is it you are seeking?

Week - 462

Seeded: Part Three
by vanessa1357924680
Description: Three light faeries in long black robes walked around the pot, throwing in herbs and ingredients that landed into the bubbling brew with plops and hisses.

Week - 463

Seeded: Part Four
by vanessa1357924680
Description: Isabelle couldn't see a thing. The entire clearing had been immersed in a supernatural darkness, heavier and blacker than even the most starless night.

Week - 464

Seeded: Part Five
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "Well, we can basically do whatever we want with it. It's raw magic. It's extremely powerful... the strength of a hundred faeries combined."

Week - 467

Scarifying
by vanessa1357924680
Description: I wasn't scary at all. I was just a joke. Why was I Elliot's petpet in the first place?

Week - 470

Clocks
by vanessa1357924680
Description: His favorite spot in the shop was in the far back, a place where most customers never bothered to go, where tiny spyders lived in the corners and spun silken designs in their webs.

Week - 475

The Day of Giving
by vanessa1357924680
Description: Had anyone walked by the manor on the morning of the Day of Giving, they would have a noticed through the window a small figure sitting underneath the great boughs of the tree. It was a little Kougra...

Week - 478

Bottled Beauty: Part One
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "Celia, what do you think of this?" Milo asked me, picking up a small vase and showing it to me. The top was chipped, a long crack ran down the side, and it was covered with ancient Qasalan engravings.

Week - 479

Bottled Beauty: Part Two
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "Someone posted a pretty list," Milo said, ignoring my science prompt. "Top ten prettiest girls in the school."

"Wooow," I said. "How shallow can people be?"


Week - 480

Bottled Beauty: Part Three
by vanessa1357924680
Description: I glanced at the clock. 7:54. I had let my alarm ring for almost a half hour and hadn't heard it. I was going to be late for school.

Week - 481

Bottled Beauty: Part Four
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "This," said Milo, shaking his head slightly in disbelief, "is incredible."

Week - 482

Bottled Beauty: Part Five
by vanessa1357924680
Description: When I walked into school the next day, I felt like a celebrity.

Week - 483

Bottled Beauty: Part Six
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "Wow," she said breathlessly, fingering a tress of my dark hair. "Your daughter," she told my mother, "is absolutely stunning."

Week - 484

Bottled Beauty: Part Seven
by vanessa1357924680
Description: I had fled to the one place in the Lost Desert I knew I would be alone: the shallow river beyond Coltzan’s shrine.

Week - 487

A Conversation with the Darkest Faerie
by vanessa1357924680
Description: The garden was interwoven with layers of magic, but Xandra knew that it wasn't merely to ensure that the plants would prosper; the garden was for all intents and purposes a prettier looking prison...

Week - 488

Clearing the Storm - A Lutari Island Game Guide
by vanessa1357924680
Description: In Clearing the Storm, you play as Gadden, the blue Lutari wizard who was responsible for clearing the storm and forging the orb that helped make Lutari Island open to the public.

Week - 494

The Roomies Ruin: Part One
by vanessa1357924680
Description: Jhudora never would admit it out loud, but she was somewhat excited for the Faerie Festival.

Week - 495

The Roomies Ruin: Part Two
by vanessa1357924680
Description: Dark faeries are characteristically impatient, but as for the most impatient dark faerie, Jhudora took the cake.

Week - 496

The Roomies Ruin: Part Three
by vanessa1357924680
Description: Faerieland is down to less than 6,000 feet above ground, Jesc read, her eyes wide.

Week - 497

The Roomies Ruin: Part Four
by vanessa1357924680
Description: Now Jhudora was missing—most likely kidnapped— and she could do absolutely nothing.

Week - 498

The Roomies Ruin: Part Five
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "Didn't they just issue an evacuation order about an hour ago? Why would anyone order a statue of Jhudora and have it sent there?"

Week - 499

The Roomies Ruin: Part Six
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "You know," the green Eyrie driver said as they flew low over the ocean, "most of Farieland has been evacuated by now..."

Week - 500

The Roomies Ruin: Part Seven
by vanessa1357924680
Description: Jhuidah, I couldn't get them off Faerieland, any of them.

Week - 503

The Chronicle of a Superhero's Best Friend
by vanessa1357924680
Description: The unheard story of the yellow Krawk who doesn't have any powers.

Week - 509

Power Up Problems
by sarnfox
Description: Freezing, Enlargement, and Speeding, oh my!

Idea by vanessa1357924680


Week - 514

The Thief's Hostage: Part One
by vanessa1357924680
Description: Today's mission wasn't just any theft. It had been ordered by Kanrik himself. And no one dared to flee a mission ordered by the head of Thieves Guild.

Week - 515

The Thief's Hostage: Part Two
by vanessa1357924680
Description: Instead of there being a door to let her out of the room, there was only a wall entirely made of thick iron bars.

She was in a cell.


Week - 516

The Thief's Hostage: Part Three
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "It's good news that she has money, though it may not be enough," the leader of the Thieves Guild said slowly...

Week - 518

The Thief's Hostage: Part Five
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "The coins were enchanted," her father continued. "In a few hours they'll turn back into carved wooden pellets. And by the time the thieves realize it..."

Week - 532

Brainstorm: Part One
by vanessa1357924680
Description: It was only the lump of utter dread in my throat and some innate sense of morality that had prevented me from shrieking in fright and hiding behind my living room sofa...

Week - 533

Brainstorm: Part Two
by vanessa1357924680
Description: I stared and blinked. And blinked again.

My first thought was that I had somehow acquired a Rainy Day Cloud from the NC Mall...


Week - 534

Brainstorm: Part Three
by vanessa1357924680
Description: I was wet, I was upset, and I was more than just a little frustrated. The little dark faerie that had appeared from nowhere was balanced on my nose, perched on one toe like a ballet dancer.

Week - 535

Brainstorm: Part Four
by vanessa1357924680
Description: She just adjusted her fake bejeweled glasses, glanced at me, and asked, "Any story ideas yet?"

"No."

"So we keep walking."


Week - 538

One Week
by vanessa1357924680
Description: We are staying the night at the Wooden Boot, an old inn that smells a little like mothballs and spilled grog and travel-worn leather, but it is nice enough. It was a miracle we could find a place to stay at all...

Week - 566

The Storyteller
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "I'll begin my story in a few minutes downstairs," she said. "Everyone is gathering."

Week - 600

Meepit Oaks Sanatorium: Patient 600
by vanessa1357924680
Description: When I first received a neomail saying that I was needed at Meepit Oaks Sanitorium for a consultation with a particular mental patient, I had a near panic attack...

Week - 602

Creating the Themed Neohome 2.0 of Your Dreams
by vanessa1357924680
Description: I would like to share with you my tips on how to create the themed Neohome of your dreams!

Week - 613

Jhudora's Fashion Line
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "Do you know how in you are, Jhudora-darling?"

Week - 627

Fireworks
by vanessa1357924680
Description: It's New Year's Eve.

Week - 654

Jeran: Guardian of Meridell
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "I've never really babysat before," Jeran admitted, looking at the small child.

Week - 663

Rose vs. Rosie
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "Dr. Death didn't retire!" the Quiggle exclaimed. "It was all an April Fool's joke!"

Week - 668

Teaching and Topiaries
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "Whaaat?" Jhudora asked, feigning an innocence she certainly did not feel. She and the Faerie Queen were standing in her front garden, staring at a life-sized topiary of a Kau.

Week - 675

The Scientist's Apprentice: Part One
by vanessa1357924680
Description: Dr. Darren Rickshaw sighed, staring at his laboratory set-up somberly.

Week - 676

The Scientist's Apprentice: Part Two
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "I was struck by lightning, and now... I'm in... the... future..."

Week - 677

The Scientist's Apprentice: Part Three
by vanessa1357924680
Description: He did get to be a scientist's apprentice, somewhat. Darren recruited him to work in the basement laboratory, helping him with his new science project of transporting Parlan back in time.

Week - 678

The Scientist's Apprentice: Part Four
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "I hit my head," Darren groaned, rubbing at his scalp. His eyes were screwed up in pain. "What... happened? Did it not work?"

Week - 679

The Scientist's Apprentice: Part Five
by vanessa1357924680
Description: I'm an apprentice. Sir Hartwick's apprentice. The thought sent delightful shivers down his spine, and the Shoyru touched the pendant around his neck with a smile.

Week - 680

The Scientist's Apprentice: Part Six
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "What's going on?" Parlan mouthed to the orange Wocky.

"Summoning spell," Marlo mouthed back with a grin.


Week - 681

The Scientist's Apprentice: Part Seven
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "So, what do you think of Hartwick Hall now that you've been here a few days?"

Week - 682

The Scientist's Apprentice: Part Eight
by vanessa1357924680
Description: Darren estimated that he was locked in the dungeon for about two days before he was finally was face-to-face with his captor...

Week - 683

The Scientist's Apprentice: Part Nine
by vanessa1357924680
Description: While Sir Hartwick looked to be in a good mood, Marlo did not. She glanced around at everyone, the chalk held tightly in her grip.

Week - 684

The Scientist's Apprentice: Part Ten
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "No." Parlan tried to shake his head, but the movement made stars dance before his eyes. "No. There has to be a mistake..."

Week - 685

The Scientist's Apprentice: Part Eleven
by vanessa1357924680
Description: "Now that we are all gathered here," Sir Hartwick announced grandly, holding his hands out as if he were on stage, "it is time for you, Sir Rickshaw, to tell me the ingredients for the time travel spell."

Week - 686

The Scientist's Apprentice: Part Twelve
by vanessa1357924680
Description: It was slightly awkward trying to explain to thirty formerly brainwashed apprentices how they had all woken up from a dark spell in the basement of Hartwick Hall dressed in their pajamas.

Week - 700

Agent 700
by vanessa1357924680
Description: Agent 00 Hog sat at his Cheat table, absent-mindedly flinging card after card across the hall. He was particularly good at flinging playing cards, but today, even that could not hold his attention. It had been a long and rather boring day, the yellow Moehog thought with a sigh.

Week - 713

Bottled Faeries Inc.: Part One
by vanessa1357924680
Description: “So, what brings you to Bottled Faeries Inc.?” I found it hard to answer the question for multiple reasons. For starters, it was quite strange to see Balthazar, the infamous faerie bounty hunter, dressed in a three-piece suit and sitting behind a large mahogany desk.

 
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