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Week - 371

A Weewoo's Tale
by crazy_holly_ii
Description: He was a very proud Weewoo, with no master or silly rules to live by. He did as he pleased, day in and day out.

Week - 387

Of Meercas and Neggs
by crazy_holly_ii
Description: One poor Happy Negg found himself situated in between two red ones. The red Neggs taunted him incessantly – they found the chances of the Meerca saving him equal to the chances of Sloth finally gaining world domination.

Week - 408

Making Sense of Food Club
by crazy_holly_ii
Description: Pirates have hearty appetites, you know!

Week - 410

The Gardening Faerie
by crazy_holly_ii
Description: As she washed her hands in the kitchen sink, she looked out at her neighbor's yard through the window. It was dry, sparsely decorated, and... well, it was dead.

Week - 416

Writing and Fighting: Part One
by crazy_holly_ii
Description: I regret to inform you that your request for the Time Repeating Machine to be melted and used for scrap metal has been overridden. The Machine is of much use and is too important to be subject to your whimsical fancies.

Week - 417

Writing and Fighting: Part Two
by crazy_holly_ii
Description: Please have the Time Repeating Machine on standby. I may make a dash to the Space Station in two days to rewind time...

Week - 426

Grundos, Rocks, and Other Things
by crazy_holly_ii
Description: He was loaded into the orange Grundo's slingshot, and suddenly found himself airborne. If he had had eyes, he would have closed them, very tightly.

Week - 438

Trading With Capsule Values
by crazy_holly_ii
Description: What is "cap value"?

Week - 439

Food Club: Your Best Friends in Betting
by crazy_holly_ii
Description: A more in-depth article about two specific aspects of Food Club: food adjustments and the odds.

Week - 447

The Kadoatie-Feeding Troika
by crazy_holly_ii
Description: This article is about the three most popular methods of feeding Kadoaties at the Kadoatery! Woohoo!

Week - 449

This vs. That: Neocash Item Comparisons
by crazy_holly_ii
Description: There are lots and lots of Neocash items out there. So many, in fact, that some have doppelgangers of sorts.

Week - 464

The Spardel on the Street Corner
by crazy_holly_ii
Description: I don't know why I felt the need to do it. I've always been fiercely independent, not liking to rely upon anyone else, and not liking anyone else having to rely upon me.

Week - 465

You CAN Customize With Neopoints!
by crazy_holly_ii
Description: Does your pet go trick-or-treating? If so, then she'll need one of these!

Week - 466

by crazy_holly_ii
Description: "Where did you hear about pirate caves?" Mum asked.

Oops. I'd forgotten I wasn't supposed to mention anything to Katy.

Week - 470

A Story in Which the Title Was Eaten by a Lupe
by crazy_holly_ii
Description: Mr. Grundo put on the hat and ambled over to the mirror. It was a very jaunty hat. He liked it.

Also by esperonza14

Week - 484

Buy Low, Sell High: The Stock Market
by crazy_holly_ii
Description: You put money into it and you get more money back later. It's that easy.

Week - 491

The Baker's Girl
by crazy_holly_ii
Description: She didn't like most endings. They were... they were final.

Week - 557

by crazy_holly_ii
Description: Together they made what could generously be called the town council. They made the decisions.

Week - 570

The State of Dreaming
by crazy_holly_ii
Description: It was ridiculous, that's what it was, she thought as she trod the dirt path with distaste. She wasn't a courier! She had couriers herself!

Week - 600

The Gelert and the Aisha
by crazy_holly_ii
Description: Once upon a time in a land far, far away, it was a dark and stormy night. The local tavern was crowded.

Week - 615

So You Want to Write a Guide
by crazy_holly_ii
Description: We'll cover topics such as how to write efficiently, when illustrations are appropriate, and how to format for both a petpage and the Neopian Times.

Week - 631

Apples and Oranges
by crazy_holly_ii
Description: Sometimes, there is no middle ground.

Week - 642

So You Want to Write a Story
by crazy_holly_ii
Description: In this article we're going to go through some types of stories, how to write them, and what sorts of literary devices and rules to use.

Week - 651

The Definitive Ranking of Yooyus
by crazy_holly_ii
Description: Chances are, you have a favourite Yooyu and a least favourite Yooyu. Pretty much anyone who has played the game does..

Week - 688

The Alien Aisha Avenger and Orp the Oracular, Vol. 1
by crazy_holly_ii
Description: Not too far away from the Necola machine is Cafe Kreludor, and not far away from that is what at first appears to be a nondescript building. It's somewhat small, and there's a dome on top of the building with a telescope. It's pointed directly at the Kreludan Mining Corp, or more specifically S750 Kreludan Defender Robot.

Art by spiffy_kitty

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The Door Closes: Part Five
The next day we stretch and eat. The morning sun feels cleansing. I can only imagine how much more we'll enjoy it once we have Faith back once and for all. We lie on the grassy banks, waiting ominously hour after hour.

Art by ellbot1998

by ellbot1998


Why Did You Downsize?
I was rifling through my five accounts when I realized that I had lost attachment to many of my pets. My accounts were brimming with the maximum of 20 pets, but in truth, I only loved 13 of them. I began to wonder, would it make some players happy to adopt my unwanted pets?And that is how my odyssey began!

by indulgences


Ulterior Motives
Why DOES the Hidden Tower cost so much?

also by tizzlestix

by msjanny


Lord Dark Noirgus' concert- In a Nutshell
Ah, music to my ears

by gorubeza


There is No Such Thing as Fearless
It was a beautiful day in the Haunted Woods. The wrought iron fence with its alternating wrought iron torches and pitchforks lined one side of the dirt track. The fence led to a gate with the emblem of a torch with two pitchforks crossed above it. Past the gate, the landscape was as far from the rest of the Haunted Woods as one could get. The visitor was unimpressed.

by 77thbigby

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