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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

If this girl could scare Dr. Death, what in the name of Sloth's hairdo did she want with us?

Fashion: Brightvale

Ah, Brightvale, Neopia's most intelligent land. A beautiful green land ruled by only the most knowledgeable King Hagan, a King proven to be infinitely better than his grumpy little brother, Skarl. This peaceful land is filled to the brim with delicacies such as the lovely exotic yet memorable fruits of Brightvale, the divinely crafted armour, found only at the Brightvale armoury, and do not forget the abundant supply of only the finest reading materials, found both at the Scrollery and Brightvale Books...

To Bid or Not to Bid

Not much is known about the Auction House. No one knows the story of how it actually came into existence; has it always been there? And where did they find a genie? My guess would be that a young Neopet once travelled far and wide and came upon an Auction where it bid for a genie! Returning home, the young entrepreneur decided it was high time Neopia Central also had an Auction House and so the genie became the most interesting and useful feature in the Auction House, helping Neopets and...

A Celebration of Intelligence

Ah. What a beautiful day to celebrate Brightvale Day. It has come to my attention that this day is more than just celebrating the prosperity of this kingdom. It is also to celebrate the knowledge it contains. The knowledge that it makes and nurtures. The most valuable treasure that it is...

Other Stories
"Winought" by crazy_holly_ii
They were the heads of their respective departments within the town, and, in the case of the Purveyor, the only member of the department. The Lord of the Things had a similar department to that of the Purveyor's, and it was much bigger. The Purveyor did not very much like the Lord. Together they made what could generously be called the town council. They made the decisions. They were not, very often, made in a timely manner...

"With Intelligence Comes Ignorance" by jarm9
"Seriously, Viepe? Mystery of the Kougra Paw? You trying to rub it in my face or something?" Viepe shook his head furiously. "No! Never! I just want to see your face when you read it!" Teckno looked the book over, turning it to read the description in the back. Someone has stolen the precious gem and the only clue is a strange shaped Kougra paw print... "How much did this even cost?" he asked. "It's so cheap I only had to spend twelve neopoints on it..."

"Meeting Gorunda" by fleur_garden
The young Green Nimmo recalled hearing stories of the famous Gorunda every night. His father would lean over his bed and tell magnificent tales about all of the famous Nimmos in history, the Skilled Ryshu, the mysterious shop keeper Orrin, and the simple and nameless Nimmo Traveller. Yet, Gorunda stood out the most in the little Nimmo's memory. Her wisdom was unmatched; she knew all, saw all, and told all to those willing to brave the haunted woods and visit her small cottage...

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