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Week - 365

The Kass Basher Kass, on Baguettes and other things
by larkspurlane
Description: In my spare time I frighten small Neopets and eat really manly foods such as Blumaroo Steak. I am a Darigan Eyrie.

Week - 367

Why Grarrls Are Bald
by larkspurlane

Week - 368

Palmplat Perils
by larkspurlane
Description: Thanks for reading!

Week - 366

An Exercise in Frustration
by larkspurlane
Description: Horror story night in the Haunted Woods...

Week - 372

Christmas Capers at Little Nippers
by larkspurlane
Description: Once upon a time on a small windswept island in the middle of high-foaming seas, there lived a blue Kyrii.

Week - 371

Dubloon Disaster Shenanigans
by larkspurlane
Description: Whose bright idea was it to have Beany Burpers for lunch?

Week - 373

Perpetual Plushiness
by larkspurlane
Description: Mmm, warm and fuzzy.

Script by rest_in_boredom

Week - 375

Blinky the Filamen
by larkspurlane
Description: CHET FLASH!!!

Week - 376

by larkspurlane
Description: I see... I see...

Week - 378

Jhudora's Prizes Are SO Unappreciated
by larkspurlane
Description: WHY is this ink not purple?

Week - 379

The Valentines Fiasco (A Tale of Sloth and Jhudora)
by larkspurlane
Description: "Did you just poison my Lemwart Fizz?"

Week - 384

How To Get On Illusen's Good Side
by larkspurlane
Description: Do not call Illusen a "mushroom-headed freak."

Week - 385

Ellie's Secret... Massage?!
by larkspurlane
Description: Never knew twelve eyes could look so good!

Week - 388

Neopia Central on Grey Day
by larkspurlane
Description: Enjoy the Grey Experience.

Week - 391

How to Dance Like Rosie, And Other Important Things
by larkspurlane
Description: Step 3: dislocate kneecaps.

Week - 400

A Fruit Machine Frolic for Issue Four Hundred
by larkspurlane
Description: P.S. we would like to inform you that you have been voted most likely to be abducted by Alien Aishas.

Week - 429

Letters to the Editor
by larkspurlane

Week - 430

A Complete and Ignominious V-day Catastrophe
by larkspurlane
Description: Silence fell upon the table as both Jhudora and Sloth scoured the menu in search of incorrect subject-verb agreements.

Week - 434

Mongo the Elephante v.s. the BD Glitch from Heck
by larkspurlane
Description: New Battledome Challenger!

Also by stoicjohn

Week - 437

The Hairy Tash: A MANIFESTO
by larkspurlane

Week - 438

Key Quest Quirks: Slow Going
by larkspurlane
Description: *ho hum*

Script by yoyote

Week - 439

Grey Shopkeepers, a Succinct and Depressive Overview
by larkspurlane
Description: What better way to show your support for Grey Day than to make NP off of it? Right? Right.

Also by _razcalz_

Week - 441

by larkspurlane
Description: Zzz...

Also by semicutie3

Week - 450

A Tale of Two Lennies & A Failed Mascot Usurpation
by _razcalz_
Description: We figure that a huge part of what makes a mascot successful is how likeable it is. And we assert that we are extremely likeable.

Also by larkspurlane

Week - 547

Fyora Day Festivities: an Overview
by melaiv
Description: Our intention today is to provide the curious traveler with an overview of the interesting (and sometimes quite odd) ways in which Fyora Day is celebrated across Neopia.

Also by larkspurlane

Week - 550

Letter from Petpet Consultants, Inc.
by larkspurlane
Description: Our firm followed last year's celebrations closely and we were, like many of your guests, disappointed by the low Weewoo turnout. Weewoos can be difficult to attract at the best of times...

Also by _razcalz_

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A Koi Sues Kelp; Protests Run Rampant
The waiter simply laughed and said that the type of fish was part of the secret ingredient...

by lalafa2


Of Squibble Berries and Olives: Part Two
"Huh? Oh, yes, I just... wanted a little time to myself," Brynn said with a sigh. She continued to stare out the window.

by shy_gurl1983


Weewoos Gone Wild
Never trust a robot weewoo!

Also by ruben160

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Plushie Turkey
What's turkey without a little stuff-*bricked*

by gypsygirl20


Only Human: Part Four
The house was empty, save for the piles of money sitting around her. One and a half million neopoints...

by futurevetpet

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