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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"I'm sorry, Analeigh, you're really not that hideous, just open your eye and you'll see..." She winced as Analeigh started bawling again. Apparently, telling her she only had one eye was not the way to cheer her up.


For Your Elderly Neopet



The first Neopets to be granted the honor of becoming Elders were the Ogrins, but many more are coming ahead. It is also known that many important Neopians are quite advanced in age. The most famous is Queen Fyora, the Faerie Queen, who has been in Neopia for... *BZZZTTTT, ouch!*... quite some time. Elderly boys and Elderly girls need special care...

Fyora Day Festivities



Greetings, dear readers! Our intention today is to provide the curious traveler with an overview of the interesting (and sometimes quite odd) ways in which Fyora Day is celebrated across Neopia. Some places veer towards the more traditional grand dinners and elaborate festivities, while others tend towards the more rustic, the extreme, or the...

Secrets About Sabre-X


Sabre-X now spends his time defending the Giant Omelette, making sure that his land's food supply is properly taken care of. However, there is more to Sabre-X than meets the eye. It turns out that Tyrannia's resident Omelette Defender has some secrets that almost no one knows about. Secrets so shocking that they would rock the Neopian world if they got out. And now, here to rock the Neopian world, are five secrets you didn't...

Other Stories
"The Faerigan Letters" by mystie06
Your Majesty, I was most distressed to hear of the sinking and subsequent destruction of Faerieland, and I regret that I was unable to leave the Citadel to join King Altador and the others in searching for a way to reverse that terrible curse that was placed upon yourself and your people. In the spirit of strengthening the ties between our respective lands...

"Crystals, a Terror Mountain Legend" by dragon10044
Tucked away within the shimmering frozen chasms of the Ice Caves, the Ice Crystal shop is home to many wondrous weapons carved from the walls of the Caves themselves. The secret to crafting such "brilliant and beautiful" weapons has been carefully guarded, passed down through each owner of the Ice Crystal shop. This is the tale of the first two...

"The Story of Me" by amsurito
Amsurito would adopt other pets from time to time, but she has horrible taste in pets. She adopted a heavyset Tuskaninny who had a habit of throwing things at her. She adopted a monstrous Grundo named Metorithna who was a Grundo clone of Dr. Sloth: mean and nasty and power-thirsty. She even adopted a green JubJub named Kendaralu who tried to steal my identity. Since then...


Victory Is Calling


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DoTS: Part 1 of The Phantom of Neopian Times 1/4
Although everything seems normal...

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by soragin


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The Real Fyora
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Happy Fyora Day!

by umbreon133

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The Jelly Fiend Strikes Again!
For the fifth time this month, the mysterious masked villain known only as "The Jelly Fiend" has wrecked havoc upon our calm city.

by drama_freak4

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Mr. Jennings Must Die: Part Three
If Black could prove there was something wrong with the location, it was one step closer to proving there was something wrong with the suspect.

by herdygerdy

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Five Secrets You Didn't Know About Sabre-X
There is more to Sabre-X than meets the eye. It turns out that Tyrannia's resident Omelette Defender has some secrets that almost no one knows about.

by dr_tomoe



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