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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"If you don't know exactly what you're looking for, how can you find it?"


Really Make Some Noise



Many people shy away from playing it, as it is very complicated and the controls take quite a while to get used to, even though it can be played multiple times rapidly to greatly help your team out. If you are one of those people, then this is the article for you! If not, I still encourage you to stick around; you might not know as much about the game as you think. Once you start the game, you are confronted with multiple cheering faces, two keyboard keys in the bottom-left of the screen, and what seems to be a multi-colored protractor...

Haunted Woods: InSaNe!



I've told a lot of my Neofriends I had this crazy goal to finish NeoQuest II on InSaNe difficulty (or more lovingly known to me as NQ2 Insane) in less than two weeks, right before summer break began. I'm a week and a half in and I'm on my way to King Terask while my heart beats like crazy during every monster encounter. Today, I'm going to share some of my tips that I've been using, mainly because many people are most afraid to fight the Four Faeries while they only took me probably fifteen minutes on Insane. And since then...

Healthy On A Budget


Delicious, nutritious, and most of all, AFFORDABLE. Never again will your pet have to suffer through another bite of greasy omelette or gorge on overpriced food at Kelp that leaves you penniless. Never again will your grocery bill for the month make you run away, screaming in terror. So are you ready to start feeding your Neopet on a budget? Are you ready to make mealtimes an experience that both of you can enjoy? You are? Well, okay then! Let's get to it!

Other Stories
"Innocent Eyes" by allison_kitty11
Hunter assumed he had lived with every type of owner that existed in Neopia. Restockers, contest winners, rich, poor, stuck-up, shy, even some kinder humans from time to time had adopted him for a while. A half hour passed before he heard the door creak open, and the pink Uni led a girl into the adoption area. Hunter couldn't see the human very well from where he was, but he assumed she was new. She was looking at each pet in each cell with vivid interest...

"Kep and Shaye: Forever Friends" by monkiegurl_22
Tandrak Shaye awoke to the sound of a Crokabek calling outside his window. The Darigan Gelert pulled his blanket up over his head with a groan and mumbled something about wishing it would shut up. After he came around to being fully awake, he realized that light was beginning to stream through his blanket. Wait, light? He could not believe that it was already morning and threw the blanket off to the side of his bed. Yup, it was morning...

"It's a Sunny Side Up Day" by alt1981black
"Oh my, you know it's a wonderful day when the flowers smell just like breakfast. But what's that I hear? It sounds like... giggling? Yes, I hear giggling. But I see no one here. Still, that sounds like Ccaenine's giggling. Ccaenine?" Just at that moment, Una opened an eye. The grassy fields melted like vapour, and instead, she recognised her Harris bed. It had all been a dream. But if that was a dream, why did she still smell something delightful? And why there giggling from behind her?


Legendary Faerie Treasure


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Just Another Day
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PrePAWSterous
Starring Sprinkles the Faellie...

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Neoquest II - Haunted Woods Tips for InSaNe!
Because those Four Faeries can very well spell D-O-O-M faster than Dr. Sloth.

by nighters

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TRNN: The Dangerous Result of Slushie Slinging
I'm Amy Acara with a shocking story that comes straight out of the Altador Cup itself.

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DoTS #8: Fan Mail
The perfect angle...

by soragin



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