Week - 342 Queen of the Banned by mamasimios

Description: I refuse to stop trawling the shops until I get at least one unbuyable, or at least nearly unbuyable, item per day. And sometimes this leads to many hundreds of page refreshes.

Week - 344 Questiquette by mamasimios

Description: Simply select "Quests" from the Neoboard Index and help is just a click away. After all, the kind folks in here are willing to lend a hand!

Week - 348 The Happiness Faerie's Tea Party by mamasimios

Description: "To friendship!" decreed the Happiness Faerie, and the others echoed the toast...

Week - 352 Gravy Train by mamasimios

Description: I would like to bring my study of Graviology to a broader audience. To that end, I have assembled here a list of my most favourite foods...

Week - 353 Cheaters Never Prosper by mamasimios

Description: "Two sixes," said Kalora as she laid two cards face down in the centre of the table. Fernypoo noted that Kalora's ears did not twitch... Also by dollgirl44

Week - 358 Aisha Dreams by mamasimios

Description: Problems multiply, threateningly, filling her mind. But not tonight.

Week - 362 Campfire Stories by mamasimios

Description: "Are there really any scary stories left to be told?"

Week - 364 Redemption: Briccriu's Tale by mamasimios

Description: "Hmmmph," grumbled the white Lenny, squinting at the Chia Pop and adjusting his thick-lensed glasses, "no guarantees with this."

Week - 365 Fools and Children: Part One by mamasimios

Description: "GitchiManitou," began the Faerie Queen in his vision earlier that night, "You have been chosen..."

Week - 366 Fools and Children: Part Two by mamasimios

Description: GitchiManitou, the ghost Krawk, stepped forward and introduced himself. He explained that the quartet was on a quest for Fyora and required transportation to Krawk Island.

Week - 367 Fools and Children: Part Three by mamasimios

Description: GM shrugged and replied, "We need to get both of us off this boat, but we're at the mercy of our captors."

Week - 368 Fools and Children: Part Four by mamasimios

Description: "I believe it is time," said GitchiManitou to his sisters, "that I share with you my full history."

Week - 372 A Dung Faerie Christmas by mamasimios

Description: "Well, Mr. Smartie Pants, if there's no Dung Faerie, then where do all the gifts come from at the Meridell Rubbish Dump?"

Week - 379 The Heart of a Ripped Valentines Chia Plushie by mamasimios

Description: Time moves so slowly. Too slowly when you are a plushie, small and ripped, leaking stuffing... Also by lovemycat17

Week - 382 Redemption: The Circle Closes by mamasimios

Description: "She was apparently blasted by the Snowager. That was two days ago, and she hasn't been conscious since."

Week - 388 Meditation on a Sigh by mamasimios

Description: Grey. Draining the colour, draining the light from its surroundings. Like smoke. Like ash. Like dust. Like an empty tomb. Like the Grey Faerie, whose sadness could envelope you in its storm cloud, as it has her.

Week - 395 How To Be Cool by mamasimios

Description: I'd be impressed if, just once, someone would get the courage to come up to my face and say it, like, "Hey, Zargrold, you're so cool, just so hover, man, how do you do it?"

Week - 402 Wohm: The Reluctant Hero by mamasimios

Description: "Who are you?" Fyora demanded. "What am I doing here?"

Week - 400 The 400 Steps to Kreludor by mamasimios

Description: Flurple was a starry Kacheek, but more than that, he was a dreamer.

Week - 407 A Nutty Idea by mamasimios

Description: "Well, why are you the main character in some plot? I mean out of everyone you meet, why you?"

Week - 416 The Tooth Faerie's Guide to Alternative Halloween Goodies by mamasimios

Description: Well, a toothy hello to all my friends and fans!

Week - 423 Universal Translator by mamasimios

Description: "Hello, Maoush," Mucige gushed. "How wonderful it is to see you again." The Darigan Grundo flashed a simpering smile, ensuring his cousin couldn't miss the dripping sarcasm.

Week - 429 A Reader's Guide to Jhudora by mamasimios

Description: Who can claim to understand the heart of a Dark Faerie? And what of the darkest faerie of them all, the incomparable Jhudora?

Week - 430 A Valentine for Dr. Sloth by mamasimios

Description: "It is my opinion that the residents of this Space Station fear me enough to do anything I say, and I say that they must love me. And further, I say that they must demonstrate their love for me this year by making and sending me Valentines."

Week - 431 Esud, Mynci Slip Na-Nas and a Faerie Quest by mamasimios

Description: Esud looked around at the leafy palms waving gently in the ocean breeze and sighed contentedly.

Week - 435 One Day in the Glade by mamasimios

Description: "How I wish I could take a day off and enjoy the sunshine..."

Week - 437 Defaced! by mamasimios

Description: She walked into my 10 by 10 square box of an office as though she owned the joint, betraying a lot of pride beneath the shabby green cape she was attempting to conceal herself in.

Week - 437 A Mutant Easter by mamasimios

Description: I understand it can be daunting to select gifts for mutant friends, so with Easter approaching, I thought I would share a list of appropriate items.

Week - 439 Grey Daze by mamasimios

Description: I woke up in a fog, in a daze of grey motes swimming across my eyes.

Week - 451 Thick and Thin and Yooyuball by mamasimios

Description: "This uncle," Thick asked as he paced around the dusty floor. "You say we visited him often?" With a testing sniff of his sensitive nostrils, he added, "This place doesn't ring any bells at all."

Week - 463 A Single Grain of Sand by mamasimios

Description: "The entire Lost Desert is made up of grains of sand as tiny as each of these, no one piece more important than the other, yet put together they are an immense and imposing force."

Week - 467 I am Esud by mamasimios

Description: They say that Halloween is when the forests teem with the dead, with the undead, with those like me.

Week - 470 A Play About Nobody and Nothing by mamasimios

Description: If Somebody comes by, they could always take a nap upstairs, I guess, while Nobody is sleeping in that chair.