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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


Certain Meepits, chosen by the Council, will take over the Faeries' primary function, the giving out of quests to random Neopians. By now the general population of Neopia is so starved for random and voluntary quests that they will happily give us whatever items we ask for.


Top Ten Things to Do



Here we are again, coming up on Neopets's Birthday (November 15th). This year will mark 11 years that this site has been public! A ton of things have changed over the years. I think the best way to spend this day is to remember things from the beginning of site as well as some of the new features. These are ten things I really recommend doing, in no particular order. Following this list will be sure to...

Finding the Right Guild



Guilds are a huge part of many Neopets users' experience. They can be a great way to find users with similar interests and to make awesome friendships. However, finding a good guild can often be a challenge. There are many things to take into consideration when looking for a guild. Also, there are many things you can do as a member to ensure that you have a good experience in your guild...

What Kind Of Neopet Owner?


We all love our neopets but we care for them in different ways and sometimes, this is shown by how we prioritize and decide on things in relation to our pet. For example, are you the type of owner who makes sure your pets aren't caught on a trip to Neopia Central without being prettily dressed? Or do you make sure that your pets aren't skipping their lessons with Captain Threelegs or Ryshu the Nimmo? Maybe you're the type of owner who made sure that your pets have unique names so...

Other Stories
"The Frugal Poogle" by mrs_cherish
Clarinda spent her days exploring Neopia, always trying new foods, playing new games, meeting new friends and enjoying every day as a new adventure. Darwin, on the other hand, preferred to spend his time quietly in his own company, leaving Brightvale only to deposit his Neopoints in his saving account at the National Neopian Bank...

"Dangers of the Fruit Machine" by emrozi
"It's free," she said. "Once a day, per family, that's the rule. But you'll need your owner." I rushed off to find Luke and Bane. Free entertainment was always nice, especially since at home the only toy we had was a blue Kacheek plushie, and it was beginning to lose its stitching. When we returned to the Fruit Machine, the Aisha was...

"The Times of Omen" by outsyder
Ever wondered if we were all placed in Neopia for a purpose? No matter how great or small, everyone has a purpose. However, with what happened with me, I'd rather have as my purpose to raise Slorgs for a living. It was a sunny day in the Month of Collecting. I was walking down Aisha Avenue without a care. I then heard a sweet voice...


Worth Their Weight In Dubloons


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Great stories!


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The Roleplay Cafe: How Insulting
Sticks and stones ain't got nothing on Veronica. XO

by purrfect_cookie

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Bargain Treats for your 11th Birthday Party!
How do you choose the perfect party foods without paying the top prices?

by coraire

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Genesis: Part One
Perfect, the computer is finally operational again after the crash. If more proof were ever needed for the incompetence of those engineers - there it is!

by d_morton

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Another Successful Year In Neopia
*throws confetti and cake* Happy Birthday!

by comawhite333

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Guilding: Finding the Right Guild & Being a Member
Helpful tips to be a good guild member, as well as how to find a guild that is right for you.

by kaylaftw



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