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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


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Turn that frown(y) upside down(y)~


Reach Your Goals



"My goals are expensive, but I can only earn Neopoints playing games! I feel like I'm never going to reach my goals, so I keep on giving them up. I need help staying motivated!" Now how many times has that thought crossed your mind? Far too many times like it has for me? Calm down, there is help to find. I am here to list three simple steps for you to follow that will make it easier for you to save those elusive Neopoints and reach your goal...

Altador Cup Books



Due to the magical nature of Neopian books, reading a book to your pet may result in the book disappearing in a puff of magical, coloured smoke. Which is worth more, the price a book could fetch in your shop or that extra intelligence point for your pet? Now that the Altador Cup Tournament has ended and prices have somewhat stabilized, this article can help you to make a better informed decision regarding your remaining Altador Cup books...

How To Cook


Inform your owner that you will never eat an omelette again. Or a gross food of any description. Watch them quiver in horror. Relish it for a few moments. Then announce that you will do the cooking for your owner's pets (and yourself, naturellement), and bask in your owner's adoration. Agree when they say that you are, without a doubt, the best pet to ever grace Neopia. Mention that you will need a few items to get started. They will agree...

Other Stories
"Identity Theft" by bigbang2pm
"I'm so tired and so sick of it!" Jhudora gaped at the Queen. Fyora had always been patient and understanding. It was true, Jhudora did bring up Illusen quite often, but every time Fyora had let her finish. Sure, she had put her down and called her insane, but she had never gone quite that far. She had never interrupted her mid-sentence. She had never complained...

"Please Say Another Word..." by yoshispike
Chapin softly groaned and leaned on the massive book of words. He shook his head. Of course, every day was like this. Every day was like this. Everything for Chapin had turned into what was once like new discoveries to a nearly methodical routine. A stranger would waltz into the Word of the Day center, and he'd be flipping his pencil in boredom...

"The Snowager's Cave" by lutari_lover_555
She envied her sisters right now. They were all back at home, enjoying warm, summery weather. They got to go bask in the sunlight near one of the ponds surrounding the house, if they wanted to. They could go play outside on the trampoline, without a care in the world. Portia was stuck bundled in half a dozen layers of thick clothing, freezing her tail off...


A Grueling Ordeal


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