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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

Education is important. You never know when a word-game-playing robot will trap you in a storage room.

Evil Plan Exposed

It is very likely that the Greedy Kadoatie is the one behind the conspiracy known as the Almost Abandoned Attic. On May 13th, 2010, the Almost Abandoned Attic opened as a "perk" for loyal users, selling higher rarity items than the Igloo Garage Sale. While the Greedy Kadoatie has appeared to have made great efforts to make its involvement in the Almost Abandoned Attic unknown, we direct to you the following facts that point to...

White Weewoos

Everyone who is well read in Neopia will know that the White Weewoo is the iconic symbol of journalism and that it always delivers Neopia's most famous newspaper, the Neopian Times. But how do these Weewoos get to be so smart? How do they get the strength to carry these piles of newspapers every Friday to the residents of Neopia? Still yet, how do they know what to do with the newspapers once it's in their claws?

Terror Mountain Survival Guide

First of all, and the most important thing, is that you keep an eye on your pets. I know it seems odd, but if you've got a pet painted White or Ice, they just might blend into the surroundings and get lost somewhere on Terror Mountain. If your pet is a bright, flashy color like Disco, this is easy; otherwise, you might consider making your pets wear brightly colored jackets. Speaking of jackets, you should probably have those anyway. It gets pretty cold up there...

Other Stories
"Kayla and the Mortog King" by schefflera
"It's called Mortog Serum." Kayla didn't bother to hide her smile. Gruff he might be, but the king hardly had to come up to her lab when her friends did. "Would you like to be the first to try it?" It was a measure of how well most of her brews worked that King Skarl took the flask with every sign of...

"Writer's Block and Petpet Talk" by almostcasandra
"Oh, never mind. I mean, you're just a petpet, you can't really help me. Petpets can't even talk!" Obriareus mused aloud as he got up from the table, stretched his yellow and red wings long, then ruffled his feathers back into place. Cottus thumped his hoof, stood up, and trotted over...

"The Slushie Slinger" by frosted_chooch
The sounds of the crowd were evident but muted by the huge amount of concrete that separated the fans from the service corridor. "I hope those Altadorian architects knew what they were doing when they built this place," Plooshpluff muttered, looking up warily. "That's a lot of raw excitement sitting up there..."

Toasty and Terribly Dangerous

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