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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


When the zombies attack, you need to first find someone to fight with. The best place to look is to your friends. This is the most obvious and logical choice. If your friends are zombies, it's time for you to make a difficult decision.


Fyora Day Suggestions



Anyway, Queen Fyora's Birthday falls on the second day of the Month of Relaxing. So, I bet you're running around in circles wondering what to do. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T CARE? Ahem. Sorry again, the Meepits just came to "reeducate" me yesterday. Now, Fyora is really important, so you probably don't want to ruin her birthday. Being someone famous, it might be hard for you to decide what to do. So, for that, I've got some tips on what to do and not to do for Fyora's Special Day...

How to Get Vaporized



Do you like taking risks? Have you ever wanted to annoy Dr. Sloth? Do you simply have a death wish? If you answered 'yes' to any of the above questions, then this guide is the one for you. Using any of the methods listed below yields a high chance of, at the very least, getting you thrown off Sloth's spaceship; if he's having a bad day, the likelihood of rapid vaporization is even higher. There are many ways to successfully infuriate Dr. Sloth, and I've compiled a large (but in no way exhaustive) list to share with you...

Altador: Home Field Underdogs


Ironically, even though all eyes are on Altador, no one is generating buzz over the Cup's host team. The land that originated the sport has never managed to keep the trophy at home; in fact, Team Altador has not yet ranked above the lowest four teams in all four years of the competition. Why has the home team failed time and again to achieve glory? What happened to the myth of the home field advantage? This article explores the...

Other Stories
"How I Got Banned From Kelp" by preencessno
It started off as a totally non-havoc causing trip to Kelp, necessitated by a certain, uh, trouble in the kitchen at my Neohome. I don't have a kitchen, you say? Well, no, not anymore. Don't put fire spits indoors, kids. Or surround them with easily flammable objects, like chairs and mountains of Christmas crackers. And Sandcastle Dynamite. Oh, how were we to know it was a bad idea?

"Mistakes, Regrets, and New Beginnings" by kingskid999
"If it's so easy to save up enough, why don't you?" Truth be told, Beatrice was feeling desperate. Monica couldn't use the FFQ on Calista! That stupid Cybunny! She was only a year or so old. Who did she think she was? Just because 'the pound wasn't kind to her', she had the right to steal what was rightfully Beatrice's? Beatrice, who had been around since the beginning?

"Galaxy - the Warrior Princess" by vendince
The greatest writers of all time would be there. There would be book reading by the authors, meet and greets with them and even a great deal of book releases. It was all thanks to the great Library Faerie. The only thing bringing a damper to Galaxy's excitement was that she didn't think her best friend, her owner, would be able to earn enough money for them to sign up before the deadline was due...


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Kioopla
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Colonel Cobb and the Attack of the Vegetables
Colonel Cobb. Those two words probably mean nothing two you, unless you read the Neopedia. And if you’ve read my last article, you know that no one reads the Neopedia. But Colonel Cobb deserves to be read about.

by fattree

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JubJub Shrugs
So how do JubJubs shrug?

by lumnatii

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LOL!!!: Fyora Day Special
Hold on...

by jessijenni

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"Brains" Mortigan: A Hauntie's Woe?
Perhaps the most surprising of them all is the replacement of Autrey Fulse with "Brains" Mortigan, the Zombie Usul.

by daisygirl88_5



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