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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

Actually, my favorite type of candy is lollypops. They're so sweet and multicolored and juicy and long-lasting, and I feel like I can tell them anything. Have you ever had a long, deep heart-to-heart with a lollypop?

The Power of Card Giving

Checking by your mailbox on a random day and noticing a card just for you can really bring a smile to your face. A card can be received for any occasion and even though it might be considered "old-fashioned," it's still being done today. The reason cards are still popular is due to the fact that they're more personal, authentic, impacting, and emotional...

Your Neopet: A Princess

Thousands of owners have spent the millions of neopoints necessary to turn their loved pet into a regal royal. However, maybe you don't have millions of neopoints and if this is the case, read this simple guide. It will teach you how to make your favorite pet into a princess without spending a single neopoint, and with better results than simply using a...

Aquatic Junkology

Also called kelpomancy, dampjunkery, or pond divination, aquatic junkology is the art of studying the spoils from a session of underwater fishing in the hopes of discovering your own immediate future. Anyone can poke about at lumps of soggy tea or stare at their own reflection in a crystal ball, but mastering the art of aquatic junkology takes much, much more. It takes massive amounts of skill. It takes painful amounts of dedication. It takes... a fishing pole!

Other Stories
"The Puppet Girl" by puppy_girl252
My favorite job at the NeoFair: puppet shows. I sat behind the neatly cut-out cardboard stage and acted out my character, a Blumaroo named Rooey. My puppet show partner and dear friend Oliver sat beside me, his paw in a Elephante Sock Puppet he called Elley. He cracked a joke and the young neopets roared with laughter. I couldn't help but chuckle, too. Puppet shows were my favorite...

"The Fabulous Life of Charlotte Abergé" by hidden_0_o
Charlotte Abergé was an average Blue Wocky and for an average Blue Wocky she could have done so much. She was not born with any particular hindrances and I would dare say even if Fortune was unkind to her, her life would still be the same. Lucky as she was, Charlotte Abergé was born with as many perfections and imperfections as most of us. Also, as most of us...

"The Four Stars" by 3dogbiscuits
The bathroom's tap was leaking out bluish water, staining the floors and the already dirty carpet. The bed was in the worst state, the sheets crumpled, with a few Mootixes and Aboogalas jumping in it, as though enjoying themselves. The four pets' eyes flickered upwards above the bed, to the ceiling, to see a big fat Spyder settled on it, its eight eyes glowing expectantly at them. "Cockroach Towers..."

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Rolling Your Way to Victory: Ready To Roll Guide
Our Yooyus are not as fit as they used to be. I bet they can't roll faster than a Slorg can swim. We need them to be fit and strong for this year's Altador Cup.

by marwanshah_13


The Cure (Tongue Shrinker)
poor Mo. c:

by aliexandrie


Anon & Balthazar One Half: Faeries
Everybody loves those beautiful, sparkly, and good-natured faeries! Right...?

by wingsofathena


Shampoo Shenanigans
Lather, rinse and repeat.

by dinoblox


Bad Attitude
Wallaby is a baby Gelert who hates to be treated like a baby....But somehow he still wants attention...

by raje994

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