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Week - 366

Defenders of Neopia: The Vacation - Part One
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: "Yeah," she said between gritted teeth, "some fun, relaxing vacation this is..."

Week - 367

Defenders of Neopia: The Vacation - Part Two
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: The sun was shining brightly and she could not shake the feeling that there should have been children playing on the lawns, somebody shouting, somebody going to work...

Week - 368

Defenders of Neopia: The Vacation - Part Three
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: "What could have happened to him? For that matter, what could have happened to everyone here? It's impossible. An entire town just doesn't disappear..."

Week - 369

Defenders of Neopia: The Vacation - Part Four
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: Jackal nearly had a heart attack when he pointed at her, but her Defender training paid off and she only blinked.

Week - 370

Defenders of Neopia: The Vacation - Part Five
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: The guards were the main problem at the moment. Jackal thought she had an idea as to how she might get rid of them, but...

Week - 377

MAGAX: Destroyer
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: I would never ordinarily have ventured so deep into the Haunted Woods, but I needed some clawmatoe to make Mrs. Nelson's potion before the next day...

Week - 382

The Sorcerer: Part One
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: It was discovered that Lockwood had an astonishing talent for magic shortly after his coming of age in the Month of Eating; and he was dispatched with due haste to the abode of the court wizard Lisha in order to cultivate his natural ability.

Week - 383

The Sorcerer: Part Two
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: Lisha had never expected perfection, but it did not take her long to realize that Mr. Lockwood was vain, idle, charming, and altogether worthless.

Week - 384

The Sorcerer: Part Three
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: Conjuring fire was an elementary skill, but Lisha was rather curious to see whether Mr. Lockwood would find it as easy as most...

Week - 385

The Sorcerer: Part Four
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: Lisha had never labored under any misapprehension that Lockwood was going to enjoy their journey - in fact, she would have been extraordinarily displeased if he had.

Week - 386

The Sorcerer: Part Five
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: By midnight Lisha had tried every spell she could possibly think of, but Jeran remained unconscious.

Week - 387

The Sorcerer: Part Six
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: It took her several seconds to realize that two large and threatening figures were now looming over her, and she was rendered quite speechless when she realized that one of them was Lord Darigan himself.

Week - 388

The Sorcerer: Part Seven
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: "I think," said Lord Darigan slowly, "that the most sensible course of action would be a careful examination of the curse itself."

Week - 389

The Sorcerer: Part Eight
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: "Oh, it was the most excessively silly of all spells, I assure you – hardly even worth mentioning."

Week - 390

The Sorcerer: Part Nine
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: Lockwood swallowed. "Madam, is there not some way that we could renegotiate our agreement..."

Week - 393

The Curse: Part One
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: A young Kacheek farmer in Meridell was walking through the forest and encountered a most peculiar thing: to be precise, a most elegant gentleman's necktie placed conveniently in his way.

Week - 394

The Curse: Part Two
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: Lockwood settled himself in an armchair, looking gloomily irritated. "I detest traveling and I detest farms."

Week - 395

The Curse: Part Three
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: You are extremely dangerous to your curse; and it will be extremely dangerous to you.

Week - 396

The Curse: Part Four
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: "You know, I hate to sound cynical, but it really seems unlikely that a cravat could have caused all of your problems."

Week - 397

The Curse: Part Five
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: He stopped dead, a terrible suspicion seizing hold of him. "Has something – undesirable – occurred?"

Week - 398

The Curse: Part Six
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: There have been a great many such curses in history, most of which have been supplemented by an external Power of the Spirit World such as The Three...

Week - 399

The Curse: Part Seven
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: It was time, Lockwood had decided, to locate the cravat.

Week - 400

The Curse: Part Eight
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: The next day Lord Darigan arrived back again quite unexpectedly. Lockwood was, in fact, exactly in the middle of an excessively complicated spell...

Week - 401

The Curse: Part Nine
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: "A call for you, Mr. Lockwood," explained the Kau maid with a curtsy. "Miss Johnson wants to see you. She says it's urgent, sir – seemed very upset."

Week - 402

The Curse: Part Ten
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: It occurred to him to wonder how he had gotten here, and why he had ventured out onto the road, but upon the whole it did not seem to matter very much anymore.

Week - 409

The Traitor: Part One
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: Miss Elaine Roderick was the daughter of one of Brightvale's most celebrated Dukes; she was charming, intelligent, accomplished and, to crown it all rather delightfully, she was a sorceress.

Week - 410

The Traitor: Part Two
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: "But being the second most handsome gentleman in the two countries is hardly disgraceful. I maintain that your opinion of Mr. Lockwood is undeservedly low."

Week - 411

The Traitor: Part Three
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: "You worry too much. He'll work perfectly. Now, if we're going to catch them we'd better start getting ready."

Week - 412

The Traitor: Part Four
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: Lockwood's first vain, hopeful thought upon waking was that the whole thing might have been a dream.

Week - 413

The Traitor: Part Five
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: "Well, what do you want me to do?" the Krawk demanded in exasperation. "Do you really want to gamble with dear little Lisha's life?"

Week - 414

The Traitor: Part Six
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: "That is of no concern to me," said Lockwood impatiently. "I have no interest in escaping."

Week - 415

The Traitor: Part Seven
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: He stared blankly at the piece of paper he was supposed to decipher. In his present state the magical script made less sense than ever...

Week - 416

The Traitor: Part Eight
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: "I intend to escape with her; I trust you do not object?"

Week - 417

The Traitor: Part Nine
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: "I have decided that the best thing – indeed the only thing – for me to do is to arrive as quickly as possible at Meridell Castle to set straight whatever has gone awry."

Week - 418

The Traitor: Part Ten
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: "I would not by any means wish to see you falsely accused, but nevertheless you are accused, sir, and I am a servant of the Crown."

Week - 419

The Traitor: Part Eleven
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: "What nonsense!" she cried.

Week - 420

The Traitor: Part Twelve
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: "Sly, Tricks and Duplicity – the infamous trio of enchanters who once attempted to seize control of Meridell Castle. They succeeded, and in fact they ruled for some years..."

Week - 423

The Attempt
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: A young green Eyrie in a tattered brown dress, carrying with her the cleaning rags of a scullery maid and wearing the air of a princess, made her way silently and rather stealthily through one of the deserted halls...

Week - 431

The Anomaly: Part One
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: "Lady Lisha Borodere! The sorceress! The heroine of the Darigan Wars! I cannot express the honor I feel at welcoming you into my humble home."

Week - 432

The Anomaly: Part Two
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: Lisha did not know precisely what her imagination had set in store for Lockwood's house, but she found it a great deal more comfortable than she had expected.

Week - 433

The Anomaly: Part Three
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: I am sorry to say that the people of Knightfield felt a great deal more allegiance to Mr. Harlan Lockwood than they ever did to the Earl.

Week - 434

The Anomaly: Part Four
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: "Surely you will allow me the liberty of being as selfish as I choose, and you in turn may be fully as stubborn."

 
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