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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"You're like the worst villain ever, dude. What's next; you'll steal candy from a baby only so that you can hand it to an orphan?"


Reader's Guide to Jhudora



Who can claim to understand the heart of a Dark Faerie? And what of the darkest faerie of them all, the incomparable Jhudora? She sits on high, perched upon her cloud of swirling green mists, demanding items ranging from the mundane to the most expensive in all of Neopia. For what purpose? There are those who say that she has spies who walk among us, watching and listening and reporting back to her evil eminence. But what of those who spy on her?

When the Zombies Attack



This is a question that all inhabitants of Neopia should be asking themselves. With the emergence of zombie pets, I'm sure all Neopians have one thing on their minds: what to do when the zombies eventually try and take over Neopia. As scary as it sounds, there is no doubt that this will one day happen. True, there are only a few specimens at this point, but as we all know, zombie numbers can swell to overwhelming proportions in a short time. Preparation is the key to surviving...

Profit: What It Means For You


"Well, how are we supposed to earn more than we spend if we're not good at earning neopoints or if we love to spend them," you ask? Well, I have an answer for you, my friends. You keep track. Yes, there is work involved in this method. Personally, I usually used a spreadsheet program, but a notebook works fine as well. Whenever you spend or earn neopoints, make a note of it. When you're done, total up all the neopoints you earned...

Other Stories
"Letters to the Editor" by larkspurlane
Dear Editor, Please excuse the flurry of small joyous forest creatures that delivered this letter. I hope they did not leave any accidents on your desk. I am taking advantage of this Jhudora-day special edition of the Neopian Times to send out a public service announcement for the good of Neopia...

"Shadows of Light, a Faerieland Legend" by dragon10044
Zyndra muttered an incantation under her breath, and her book disappeared into thin air; or rather, thin shadow. She smiled. Another spell she had secretly mastered—the use of shadows to hide things she didn't want seen. Piling books into her schoolbag, she...

"True to Yourself" by xblkroses4everx
"Please? I want to be just like Cc," he said softly, tears swelling up in his large blue eyes. I hated to watch the scene, so naturally I offered to buy them as a gift. Rofls admiring Cc was too cute to pass up. Fen or myself thought nothing of the fact he wanted to be 'just like Cc'. I also thought he looked adorable...


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Great stories!


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The Tok of the Town: Clothes Encounter
LOL...Worst rock concert outfit EVER. Poor Andii....

by moonlightfear

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Gosh My Oh~ Plushie Grundo Launcher
This explains so much.

by demiblood

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Sutek's Tomb: Puzzle of the Gebmid
To this day, the puzzle of the strange symbols on the entrance to Sutek's tomb has not been broken...

by __questions__

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Battle Potatoes: Jhudora Day
I wouldn't be doing any quests today if I were you...

Idea by megaamark

by ivie_outrage


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Behind Her Stars: Part Three
As I watched the other pets in the line steadily move forward, I thought about exactly why I wanted this job.

by sadinei



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