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Week - 366

Defenders of Neopia: The Vacation - Part One
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: "Yeah," she said between gritted teeth, "some fun, relaxing vacation this is..."

Week - 367

Defenders of Neopia: The Vacation - Part Two
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: The sun was shining brightly and she could not shake the feeling that there should have been children playing on the lawns, somebody shouting, somebody going to work...

Week - 368

Defenders of Neopia: The Vacation - Part Three
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: "What could have happened to him? For that matter, what could have happened to everyone here? It's impossible. An entire town just doesn't disappear..."

Week - 369

Defenders of Neopia: The Vacation - Part Four
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: Jackal nearly had a heart attack when he pointed at her, but her Defender training paid off and she only blinked.

Week - 370

Defenders of Neopia: The Vacation - Part Five
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: The guards were the main problem at the moment. Jackal thought she had an idea as to how she might get rid of them, but...

Week - 377

MAGAX: Destroyer
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: I would never ordinarily have ventured so deep into the Haunted Woods, but I needed some clawmatoe to make Mrs. Nelson's potion before the next day...

Week - 382

The Sorcerer: Part One
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: It was discovered that Lockwood had an astonishing talent for magic shortly after his coming of age in the Month of Eating; and he was dispatched with due haste to the abode of the court wizard Lisha in order to cultivate his natural ability.

Week - 383

The Sorcerer: Part Two
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: Lisha had never expected perfection, but it did not take her long to realize that Mr. Lockwood was vain, idle, charming, and altogether worthless.

Week - 384

The Sorcerer: Part Three
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: Conjuring fire was an elementary skill, but Lisha was rather curious to see whether Mr. Lockwood would find it as easy as most...

Week - 385

The Sorcerer: Part Four
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: Lisha had never labored under any misapprehension that Lockwood was going to enjoy their journey - in fact, she would have been extraordinarily displeased if he had.

Week - 386

The Sorcerer: Part Five
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: By midnight Lisha had tried every spell she could possibly think of, but Jeran remained unconscious.

Week - 387

The Sorcerer: Part Six
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: It took her several seconds to realize that two large and threatening figures were now looming over her, and she was rendered quite speechless when she realized that one of them was Lord Darigan himself.

Week - 388

The Sorcerer: Part Seven
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: "I think," said Lord Darigan slowly, "that the most sensible course of action would be a careful examination of the curse itself."

Week - 389

The Sorcerer: Part Eight
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: "Oh, it was the most excessively silly of all spells, I assure you – hardly even worth mentioning."

Week - 390

The Sorcerer: Part Nine
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: Lockwood swallowed. "Madam, is there not some way that we could renegotiate our agreement..."

Week - 393

The Curse: Part One
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: A young Kacheek farmer in Meridell was walking through the forest and encountered a most peculiar thing: to be precise, a most elegant gentleman's necktie placed conveniently in his way.

Week - 394

The Curse: Part Two
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: Lockwood settled himself in an armchair, looking gloomily irritated. "I detest traveling and I detest farms."

Week - 395

The Curse: Part Three
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: You are extremely dangerous to your curse; and it will be extremely dangerous to you.

Week - 396

The Curse: Part Four
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: "You know, I hate to sound cynical, but it really seems unlikely that a cravat could have caused all of your problems."

Week - 397

The Curse: Part Five
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: He stopped dead, a terrible suspicion seizing hold of him. "Has something – undesirable – occurred?"

Week - 398

The Curse: Part Six
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: There have been a great many such curses in history, most of which have been supplemented by an external Power of the Spirit World such as The Three...

Week - 399

The Curse: Part Seven
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: It was time, Lockwood had decided, to locate the cravat.

Week - 400

The Curse: Part Eight
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: The next day Lord Darigan arrived back again quite unexpectedly. Lockwood was, in fact, exactly in the middle of an excessively complicated spell...

Week - 401

The Curse: Part Nine
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: "A call for you, Mr. Lockwood," explained the Kau maid with a curtsy. "Miss Johnson wants to see you. She says it's urgent, sir – seemed very upset."

Week - 402

The Curse: Part Ten
by jokerhahaazzz
Description: It occurred to him to wonder how he had gotten here, and why he had ventured out onto the road, but upon the whole it did not seem to matter very much anymore.

 
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