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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

We need to feel accepted, we need to be told that we're good enough. That in turn gets dragged down to even having our fonts being made acceptable. I question whatever happened to having a plain font, with colours that matched our favourite avatars which represented who we are.

Villains: Get Respect

To the aspiring young villain, being evil is not as easy as you think. No, I'm serious. Have you ever tried? And I don't mean cheating on a math test. That's naughty. I mean trying to take over the world. That's evil. Does your owner coo when you tell them you're taking over the world? Do your classmates think you're funny? Do your teachers tell you you'll make a wonderful citizen someday? Does your petpet, *shudder*, think you're cuddly? If you have answered yes to any of these questions, you need serious help...

Holidays: Darigan Citadel

Outside, the weather is always gloomy, with dark clouds and plenty of rain. Your pets mope around the house, doing all their chores slower than a Slorg. All of you want to take a break from reality and go on a vacation! And this year, my favorite pick is the Darigan Citadel. It's a fantastic place, filled with fun activities, impressive games, cheap shops, and a whole lot more! I know, I know. You're wondering about my mental health due to the insanity of this suggestion. But just finish reading...

The Mysterious Xweetok

Xweetoks have been a mystery ever since they were introduced to Neopia, and no one has found the solution to this mystery. Some Neopians believe that Xweetoks are evil. Some believe that they were Sloth's runaways. Nobody knows the Xweetok's true origins, or why they sport their unusual features. So I decided to take a closer look at this mysterious Xweetok and find out what their unusual features are for...

Other Stories
"Heroes" by irishiris
He threw open the window and jumped through. Unfortunately, he landed in a prickly bush. Sarah cried out in pain and managed to stand up, though as soon as he did, he tripped over a rock and fell flat on his face. Judge Hog appeared out of nowhere and put the Pant Devil in handcuffs so fast, he didn't notice until it was too late. "I've got you now, devil!" boomed Judge Hog...

"Play the Game" by jayandcourtneyk
"Not good at tag. What the heck are they talking about? Tag is fun to play. So what if I never win?" The little Ixi knew she'd need to come up with something. She already figured that she was no good at coming up with ideas, so she'd get someone else to do it. Vanny skipped along, thinking of whom to go to for advice. She finally decided that she'd...

"The Tree of Everlasting Meeples" by ssjelitegirl
There was barely any sunshine as the treetops got thicker, and the whole place radiated a sort of grim, sulky, hopeless, deserted feeling of times long gone and souls who would never return to this forgotten pathway. "Aaaand it's a happy-happy world, a happy-happy-happy world, the happy-happy-happy world of a meeee-pit..."

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